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Bigsweaties 43 points ago +43 / -0

How about we just call you American?

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TrumpTrainBot 8 points ago +8 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 355,009,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.727 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!