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DannyNogg556 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bricks... what about the Trump train?

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TrumpTrainBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 355,319,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.723 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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TrumpBrickBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 156927 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 22.1029642710484201136214816% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1725.57618175778379435810924 MILES WIDE and 459.881481405787495598350719 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!