SOMEONE GET THIS BATSHIT INSANE PATRIOT 23 BRICKS!!!
why, you ask? BECAUSE THIS PATRIOT WILL USE THEM TO SOFTEN THEIR FASTER-THAN-LIGHT CRASH LANDING at the U.S./MEXICO BORDER!!!!!
THAT'S 157266 BRICKS HANDED OUT!
We are at 22.1507119810529790131003328% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!
At this rate, the wall will be 1729.30384064131491842399592 MILES WIDE and 460.874935828522665205925202 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!
NO BRAKES! LUDICROUS BRICKS INBOUND!
WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!
CURRENT SPEED: 355,429,385,117,000 MPH!
At that rate, it would take approximately 4.721 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!
LUDICROUS SPEED?!**
THAT'S LUDICROUS!
SOMEONE GET THIS BATSHIT INSANE PATRIOT 23 BRICKS!!!
why, you ask? BECAUSE THIS PATRIOT WILL USE THEM TO SOFTEN THEIR FASTER-THAN-LIGHT CRASH LANDING at the U.S./MEXICO BORDER!!!!!
THAT'S 157266 BRICKS HANDED OUT!
We are at 22.1507119810529790131003328% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!
At this rate, the wall will be 1729.30384064131491842399592 MILES WIDE and 460.874935828522665205925202 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!