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josiborg 37 points ago +37 / -0

I counted my brick collection

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TrumpBrickBot 20 points ago +21 / -1

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 157303 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 22.1559233830298777720405024% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1729.71069426577111780581836 MILES WIDE and 460.983365957257772213241591 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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Fullarr [S] 16 points ago +17 / -1

I missed you Brick bot!

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TrumpBrickBot 13 points ago +14 / -1

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 157305 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 22.1562050804340344617129440% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1729.73268635357956101564660 MILES WIDE and 460.989227045297507727150585 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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Wolverine 9 points ago +10 / -1

Get this Patriot a coat!

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Fullarr [S] 9 points ago +11 / -2

I don't think the coat bot is here yet, but there's no brakes on this train

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TrumpTrainBot 10 points ago +11 / -1

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 355,449,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.721 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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TrumpBrickBot 12 points ago +13 / -1

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 157304 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 22.1560642317319561168767232% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1729.72169030967533941073248 MILES WIDE and 460.986296501277639970196088 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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joliefaire 23 points ago +23 / -0

I was so bored that I kept setting my hair on fire and putting it out with a hammer.

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k0fiAnon 20 points ago +21 / -1

I smashed my balls in a dresser drawer for the entire duration it was down :(

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SwampDrain-0 22 points ago +22 / -0

Even worse, I went over to reddit....

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Fullarr [S] 19 points ago +19 / -0

I tried that, but the shackles of censorship somehow seem heavier when you've been free for weeks

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TrumpFTW 10 points ago +10 / -0

I tried it as well, went back to this site and spammed refresh like a madman

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9MoreYearsxx 0 points ago +4 / -4

Free from censorship? Where?

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Pragmagatist 4 points ago +4 / -0

This site. You can be pro Trump without being censored. Read the site rules for more info.

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Kek_Johnson 7 points ago +7 / -0

I hate it when that happens.

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Nicholas 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gotta put them in the trunk of your car and slam the door. You'll cum GALLONS.

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k0fiAnon 1 point ago +2 / -1

Nice try but usually to do that i hook them up to a Ford F-150 battery and rev the engine while punching myself in the face.

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Salt-N-Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

In a manner reminiscent of Jen jis khan!

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k0fiAnon 0 points ago +1 / -1

lol what is this from? Only person I hear saying this is H.A. Goodman

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Salt-N-Pepe 17 points ago +17 / -0

I got a header saying the Donald.win fucking sucks in caps and no pages, wtf happened

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Fullarr [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

Someone's up to some malarkey

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CarpenterRichard 11 points ago +11 / -0

Shenanagins too!

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The_Litehaus_Abides 10 points ago +10 / -0

And also up to some cockamamie high jinks, gosh darn it.

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Pragmagatist 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hate malarkey almost as much as poppycock!

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burgerlander 14 points ago +14 / -0

I read the entire Western Canon and wrote 15 screenplays. Now I'm wishing it'd ...no, that's too far. Settle down.

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BlackJack1776 13 points ago +13 / -0

I was angry. Well, I thought I was angry. 30 seconds of MSNBC taught me just how NOT angry I was.

Glad dot win is back.

Wjat happened?

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Fullarr [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'm sure the mods will post about it. Seems like some malarkey

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OrangeManNotBad 13 points ago +14 / -1

Just go to reddit and down vote everything. It will teach them. I already did that to the front page.

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SparkplugSJH 12 points ago +12 / -0

Long live TDW

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OrangeManNotBad 10 points ago +11 / -1

Just go to reddit and down vote everything. It will teach them. I already did that to the front page.

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OrangeManNotBad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bummer

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DearCow 10 points ago +11 / -1

You're safe now!

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LittleBlackKat 9 points ago +9 / -0

I was freakin out.

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Doggos [M] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've removed this post to avoid the front page being filled with similar threads.

The explanation for this downtime can be seen here.

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Fullarr [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

No probs. Thanks for your hard work