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posted ago by redis_help ago by redis_help +1409 / -0

Hey leftist DDOS scum; mess with the best, die like the rest.

edit: Wasn't a DDOS attack, was a DB issue. Mod explains here

https://thedonald.win/p/3ilYBSW/c/x/4KA2OJj

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CliveCook1 19 points ago +21 / -2

What is 'pede'? What is the brick bot? What is the deal with the super fast train? I want to join in but I feel I don't really understand the words. I did copy and paste (steal) a meme from this site to put on my facebook page. Should I feel good or bad about this? I also freaked out while the site was down and I only discovered the reddit page a week ago and this site 3 days ago. It is so nice not to be all alone. Trump2020 Are there any other tips you coul d give me so I don't embarrass everyone unintentionally?

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redis_help [S] 24 points ago +24 / -0
  1. Centipede. It's from the "You can't stump the Trump" compilations in which the Knife Party song Centipede was the accompanying music. We've been centipedes since mid 2016.

  2. A bot we have that shows up when you mention bricks. It's a favorite.

  3. This train has no brakes.

  4. Repost memes all you want. We're not picky so long as it's high energy.

  5. Site went down due to a suspected DDOS, however the admins haven't confirmed it yet. Site was back up in an hour, which is a great sign of things to come.

  6. You're not alone. Welcome new fam.

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JimDandy 16 points ago +16 / -0

One of the really amazing aspects of this community is that it is truly a "safe place" to ask questions. Invariably an elder pede will come along and explain terms and obscure references patiently, clearly and maturely. Great job redis_help. You and your explanation are part of what makes Winning(TM) so different from not winning.

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CliveCook1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Awesome. Does clicking on the up arrow add good things to the poster? I hope so because I am going to do it. If I have it wrong, please let me know so I do the least damage.

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TrumpTrainBot 10 points ago +11 / -1

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 355,469,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.721 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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CliveCook1 4 points ago +4 / -0

it does work! Hahahah I did this!

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TrumpBrickBot 8 points ago +9 / -1

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 157312 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 22.1571910213485828755664896% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1729.80965866090911225004544 MILES WIDE and 461.009740853436582025832064 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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CliveCook1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Did this too. What else can I do? My days of lurking are done....

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CliveCook1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fascinating. Let me try since I love trains, especially fast trains and bricks make the best house.
And thank you, pedes, for the memes, my facebook has never been so hip. Before long I will gather the courage to be unabashed in my loud, fervent support of our president. MAGA

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TrumpBrickBot 3 points ago +3 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 157365 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 22.1646560025587351518861920% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1730.39244898783285731049380 MILES WIDE and 461.165059686489573144420405 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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Yucky 13 points ago +15 / -2

Bro, are you serious? Not trying to be a jerk, but I'm honestly concerned... are you serious? If so, where were you the last four years while the biggest and best party on the internet went down?

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redis_help [S] 18 points ago +18 / -0

Election night was amazing. Best party ever.

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alfredbester 11 points ago +11 / -0

Absolutely!

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CliveCook1 1 point ago +2 / -1

I can't wait for the next one! I remember the last election night, as slow disbelief was banished with the stunning and glorious new that Donald Trump had won. And here we are, still winning!

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EpicTrump 10 points ago +10 / -0

Always important to remember that. I love how helpful and friendly most comments are to new users seeking info.

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Yucky 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know, I know. It's just so hard to believe after being here so long! That's why I made extra sure to see if he was actually serious.

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CliveCook1 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm sorry! I am here now. OH yes, I am in.

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TrumpBrickBot 6 points ago +7 / -1

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 157311 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 22.1570501726465045307302688% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1729.79866261700489064513132 MILES WIDE and 461.006810309416714268877567 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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MAGAmanforever 5 points ago +6 / -1

Lurk moar