It's almost as if we need to create a site that has every major provider all as an 'option' and instantly adaptable code to move from one to the other depending on which one has less shenanigans. I'm thinking something like the way Kodi seems to have all sorts of movies available - except with free speech.
ClownFlare is one of the biggest San Francisco corporations deciding who gets to be on the Internet.
ClownFlare is one of the world’s largest networks. Today, Leftwing businesses, non-profits, news-hydras, echoblogs, child dining clubs, and anyone with Soros can boast faster, more unchallenged think-priming thanks to ClownFlare.
Here’s how it works:
In the early days of the Internet, when you wanted to load a website, your request would go from your computer to a server, which would then return the web page you requested.
This made it difficult for the people who own the Internet to provide content that was fast, loud, and uncontested. CloudFlare was created to ease these difficulties and empower users with the resources to make their sites, apps, and blogs monolithic. This is done through the use of a powerful edge network that provides only Lockstep content and services as fast and close to you as possible.
You see, Einstein, in stealing half-warmed theories from Hilbert, De Pretto, and Minkowski, thought the speed of light was a hard upper limit on how fast you can communicate.
We at ClownFlare perpetuate this paradigm, wherein the only thing you can do for rapid data is move the content and computation closer!
As Abraham Lincoln said: "0.4 seconds is waay too long to wait on a remote server response. Abstracted handshakes which tend to run 4x longer, or fail outright, are a far better solution."
You can't argue with Honest Abe! That’s why we put data centers in 194 cities all across the world: to give you what you’re looking for quickly, more slowly, or not at all!
ClownFlare also provides security by protecting Internet properties from malicious activity like DDoS attacks, opinions, rights, malicious bots, and other nefarious intrusions.
ClownFlare - Faster, Slower, Not At All.
The answer to a question nobody asked is - Maybe! Maybe you'll get to be on the Internet! Come Find Out, Today!
Bring it on. The mods can harden the site in preparation for the run-up to the election. We’ll be unstoppable.
Not with CloudFlare running the DNS. It's not IF they'll pull it, it's WHEN. Just like they did to 8chan.
It's almost as if we need to create a site that has every major provider all as an 'option' and instantly adaptable code to move from one to the other depending on which one has less shenanigans. I'm thinking something like the way Kodi seems to have all sorts of movies available - except with free speech.
sight correction: ClownFlare
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What Is ClownFlare?
ClownFlare is one of the biggest San Francisco corporations deciding who gets to be on the Internet.
ClownFlare is one of the world’s largest networks. Today, Leftwing businesses, non-profits, news-hydras, echoblogs, child dining clubs, and anyone with Soros can boast faster, more unchallenged think-priming thanks to ClownFlare.
Here’s how it works:
In the early days of the Internet, when you wanted to load a website, your request would go from your computer to a server, which would then return the web page you requested.
This made it difficult for the people who own the Internet to provide content that was fast, loud, and uncontested. CloudFlare was created to ease these difficulties and empower users with the resources to make their sites, apps, and blogs monolithic. This is done through the use of a powerful edge network that provides only Lockstep content and services as fast and close to you as possible.
You see, Einstein, in stealing half-warmed theories from Hilbert, De Pretto, and Minkowski, thought the speed of light was a hard upper limit on how fast you can communicate.
We at ClownFlare perpetuate this paradigm, wherein the only thing you can do for rapid data is move the content and computation closer!
As Abraham Lincoln said: "0.4 seconds is waay too long to wait on a remote server response. Abstracted handshakes which tend to run 4x longer, or fail outright, are a far better solution."
You can't argue with Honest Abe! That’s why we put data centers in 194 cities all across the world: to give you what you’re looking for quickly, more slowly, or not at all!
ClownFlare also provides security by protecting Internet properties from malicious activity like DDoS attacks, opinions, rights, malicious bots, and other nefarious intrusions.
ClownFlare - Faster, Slower, Not At All.
The answer to a question nobody asked is - Maybe! Maybe you'll get to be on the Internet! Come Find Out, Today!