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Fullarr 106 points ago +106 / -0

Obviously someone was up to some malarkey

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 40 points ago +40 / -0

Best comment, no joke.

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Sauer 8 points ago +8 / -0

Legit laughed.

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NavyGuy 20 points ago +20 / -0

You win the internet for the day. There is no award. Just my humble up-win.

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Barron2044 15 points ago +15 / -0

A 400 lb virgin sat on Joe's lap.

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learntocode 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hollow fucking fangs. I have but one upvote to give for this epic comment.

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CyclopticErotica 13 points ago +13 / -0

Kids were rubbing on those legs causing static electricity which was exasperated by the child in his lap making rapid jumping motions. Joe lost his shit and kicked the server over, screaming "cockroaches!"