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kono_hito_wa 5 points ago +5 / -0

No excuses. There is never a reason to carry a narwhal tusk.

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Tellman125 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

"The only thing that stops a bad guy with a narwhal tusk is a good guy with a narwhal tusk." And then the left is gonna saw we must ban all tusks in order to prevent "mass tuskings."

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just_another_pede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is poking someone with a narwhal tusk considered a micro aggression?

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Tellman125 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm not sure, but as I noted in another thread:

> That valiant jousting champion who charged at him full-speed was just a little too high when he made contact: http://magaimg.net/img/9utc.jpg

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ImWithHurrDurr 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why are all those white people attacking a poor minority in that picture?

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CaptainWinston 4 points ago +4 / -0

That looks like a breaching narwhal

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selfstarter20 4 points ago +4 / -0

This silly lady, her show was simply scripted hypnotism.

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IllegalPie 2 points ago +2 / -0

A better option is two pieces of water pipe, an end cap and a filed nail. A four winds shotgun is just as effective up close as that $1500.00 crowd pleaser :-)

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A_Fish_That_Talks 2 points ago +2 / -0

I believe only Inuit/First Nations members are freely allowed to possess narwhal tusks.

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jimonalimb 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Narwhal tusk should be the UK's "Come and take it." T-shirt gold mine.