Nicely done.

With all that black background, it would be a shame if we fax'd it to Bloomberg's offices and affiliate's, legacy fax machines. A few dozen times per Patriot, just to be sure they get enough copies to pass around the office. /s

"Toner! We need more toner! Aghhh! My hands will never come clean!"

Well, you do work for a seditious bastard, so yeah. They will never be clean... no matter how hard you scrub.