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Licensetomeme 7 points ago +7 / -0

God damn it. I made these same jokes on another thread. Now I look like a fraud.

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TheReal45 4 points ago +4 / -0

We have the best frauds, folks.

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Licensetomeme 3 points ago +3 / -0

I only strive for the best. <3.

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Licensetomeme 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's fine. We'll call all the innocent civilians, including the women and children caught in the crossfire "military aged combatants" and we should be good to go. If anyone starts asking, we'll threaten them with litigation. Besides, nobody's gonna believe a journalist to a nobel peace prize winner.