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buco 19 points ago +19 / -0

So was Bill.

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dakrag 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have to admit, that was a nice blue dress he was wearing

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flipping_some_tables 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hear Quid Pro Joe might like the legs

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OGpsywar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Word is that Hillary has a Lot of information on Epstein and Hillary!!

(..she gets quite ditzy and confused on her brain cancer medicines, let's see if she'll give the order to off herself)

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Trump_MAGs_AD_ED [S] 33 points ago +33 / -0

Looks like the mainstream media is going to try and attach his death to Trump.

"Former Deutsche Bank Executive Who Oversaw Trump’s Loans Dies by Suicide"

"Former Deutsche Bank Exec Connected to Trump Loans Dies by Suicide in Malibu"

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lion_streezus 30 points ago +30 / -0

That is crazy. Nobody is friends with their lenders. Those guys are the asshoe.

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lion_streezus 22 points ago +22 / -0

Surely we're just being coincidence theorists?

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Licensetomeme 13 points ago +13 / -0

Reminds me of that Naked Gun scene where Leslie Nielsen is trying to coax a crowd of onlookers while a factory is blasting fireworks behind him.

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CQVFEFE 10 points ago +10 / -0

"Aaaall right, move along, nothing to see here. Nothing to see here, please!"

One of the funniest scenes in that movie, which was chock full of funny scenes

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redfyl 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey! It’s Enrico Pallazzo!

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Licensetomeme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Still a more beautiful rendition of America's National Anthem than Fergie's.

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CQVFEFE 1 point ago +1 / -0

♪ Buncha bombs...in the air

Gave proof thru the night...that we still had our flaaaag ♫

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_RODNEY_DANGERFIELD_ 16 points ago +16 / -0

They say Epstein didn't kill himself.
Whatta I know.
So I went to see my doctor.
You know my doctor.
Doctor Vinnie Boombatz.
I asked him, "How hard is it to commit suicide?"
He said, "Where there's a will there's a way."
I wanted a second opinion.
So I went to see my lawyer.
You know my lawyer.
Nickie Popanese.
He's my doctor's nephew.
I asked him, "How hard is it to commit suicide?"
He said, "Where there's a will there's a way."
I told him to tear up my will.
I got a smart kid.

(RIP Rodney Dangerfield)

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Nicholas 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm glad you're here, Rod lmao

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SneakyDD 14 points ago +14 / -0

Hilarious how Trump shits in a toilet and the headlines are always written about his use of said toilet: https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/former-deutsche-bank-executive-who-oversaw-trumps-loans-dies-by-suicide/

> "After that loan was extended and the relationship between Deutsche Bank and Trump was solidified–and well before it went sour in 2008 due to Trump being unable or unwilling to repay the first loan–banker Rosemary Vrablic was assigned the Trump portfolio. Vrablic’s direct boss during her relationship with Trump was Bowers."

So Trump does business with the bank in 2005, then cuts ties in 2008, at which some random dude Vrablic is assigned the portfolio and Thomas Bowers is the boss of Vrablic so.... so.... so.... yeah! DRUMPF!!!!!

Surely it's not the Epstein spook's recent death that is related, it's gotta be Trump from 2008.... ?

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MarySmith 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ha, I know, right? Then our guys start posting pictures how these are Congresscritter spawn bankers too. Gah.

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BidenSmellsKids 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup but to every other normie watching for 5 minutes in airport all they see is what they got.

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Caferrell 10 points ago +10 / -0

The Hilldawg has been busy

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ryenski 9 points ago +9 / -0

In movies these sorts of things always have a resolution. In real life, it seems that the bad guys just get away.

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BidenSmellsKids 2 points ago +2 / -0

they continnue to get away with stuff

taps mic hello this thing on

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Skyrison 8 points ago +8 / -0

pfft....pure coincidence. if this was all true...i would be dead right now because i have information abfhigerrget34819h084t1t1t890!!--1

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ilovebooks3 7 points ago +8 / -1

Arkancide. ps. the Hilderbeast. it's a website btw

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Frednut1 5 points ago +5 / -0

The good news is I didn’t know Jeffrey Epstein or any of his associates, so my chances of being suicided are relatively low.

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FirstCitizen 5 points ago +5 / -0

Crap! I know like 2 people who worked with Epstein. I am afraid of involuntary suicide!

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TrumpsterFire2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did you ever post : "Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself"?

If yes, chances are you are due for a suiciding

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RedditIs4Cucks 5 points ago +5 / -0

Unless you’re rich... These are tight circles.

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rx1994z 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ohhhhhh noooooooo -Fredo

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MarySmith 4 points ago +4 / -0

Jesus. How do I UPTrump news thusly macabre. Serial Killers.

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eviantears 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh boyyyyyyyy

Moloch trynta hide

Pedophiles stack bodies

Murders reported as suicides

NOTHING TO SEE

Eyes wide shut

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Trikk_Wikkid5150 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not surprising....very little coverage of this.

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SwampSwan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hmm. Hanged himself.

Why do so many choose to hang 'themselves' rather than oh I dunno, take a quicker, less agonizing way out? Something a bit more instantaneous...

Weird.

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Jig_Cracker 1 point ago +2 / -1

Because then you can't walk away after the photos are taken by the Mossad / C_A agents. Duh... Everybody knows that.

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try4gain 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh my stars

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Dialectic 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'm sure the FBI is on top of things. Lol.

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