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IllegalPie 25 points ago +25 / -0

A pistol defends your property and your person from unanticipated and barely anticipated threats from thieves and robbers. With it, you can control your immediate environment.

A rifle defends your freedom from oppressors and tyrants. With it, you can enforce your will.

Buy as you see fit

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spez_this 14 points ago +14 / -0

And they are fun to shoot!

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katsumi27 5 points ago +5 / -0

Very fun!

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racecar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Marksmanship appeals to me because it is both a skill and an art

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Techrev 6 points ago +6 / -0

Also, food. You can shoot some really yummy shit.

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racecar 5 points ago +5 / -0

>Elk porterhouse in a rosemary lingonberry sauce

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WinstonSmith1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

Government does not have a legitimate role to ever use the word "need" in a question.

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unable_afternoon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cops are the ones who confiscate peoples’ guns. Politicians and liberals on twitter won’t be going door to door; the police will, although hopefully most of them will turn in their badges if such an order is given.

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try4gain 15 points ago +15 / -0

the worst feeling in the world is the immediate feeling that you need a gun, but do not have one.

  • like when you hear a criminal popping off shots 1 block over
  • or like when it sounds like someone is trying to open your window at 3am
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NotSpyRussian 10 points ago +10 / -0

Or when you are lifting weights and notice a Clinton in the corner of your eye...

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CancelTheSwamp 6 points ago +6 / -0

::shivers uncontrollably::

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Arkanicide 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sneaky sneaky stairs no creaky before your head is leaky.

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cucksmasher 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yup. The idea that the government is behind a lot of mass shootings goes back awhile. https://magaimg.net/img/9w25.jpg

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g0rdy 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is an interesting concept, particularly when the focus is on outlawing "military" style weapons, when in fact a basic 12 gauge with buck shot can do much more devastating damage.

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Cutter 7 points ago +7 / -0

I need a gun because I swore an oath to support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic.

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unable_afternoon 2 points ago +2 / -0

The second amendment also states that a well regulated militia is necessary to the security of a free state. (Well regulated means disciplined and practiced)

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Cutter 1 point ago +1 / -0

and militia - at least last time I checked - currently includes all able-bodied males between the ages of 18 and 45. 10-4 on your definition of 'well regulated'.

I still need help understanding, though, why NON CITIZENS are allowed to serve in our military.

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spez_this 7 points ago +7 / -0

For when you really want to reach out and touch someone: http://magaimg.net/img/9w1a.jpg

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Freebird 6 points ago +6 / -0

Possible meme:

If you had to choose, which shirt would you wear around town?

A: I am not armed, and have no guns at home

B: I may be armed, and have 10 more guns at home.

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draintheswamp 5 points ago +6 / -1

I must need sleep. At first I thought it said:

"For Tranny"

...not condoning violence.

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unable_afternoon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or worse, tranny tyranny

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libertea 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not to be nitpicky, but shouldn't it be "For close up tyranny". Feel like there's an extra "up" in there!

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WinstonSmith1984 4 points ago +4 / -0

The only reasonable response to this question is "Because Fuck You, that's why."

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Claude 4 points ago +4 / -0

Aaahhh! A rhetorical question.

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sheepdawg 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just because I can.

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PremiumPatriotPepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

The best memes speak the truth

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Riz818 2 points ago +2 / -0

OP Thinks shotguns only work close range... No one tell him about skeet shooting, Buckshot or .729cal slugs.

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racecar 2 points ago +2 / -0

>why do you need a gun

I got my CCL because some disenfranchised youths tried to culturally enrich me and I have a right to not be a victim

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SpezTakesItInTheAss 2 points ago +2 / -0

I read this as tranny. Lmao

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Toughsky_Shitsky 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's NOT the "Bill of Needs".

Fuck the left's narrative.

I want a gun because I fucking want a gun. Period.

The Constitution protects my RIGHT to have a gun, no matter my "need".

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TyrannyBuster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck tyranny.

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EmilJacobsen 0 points ago +1 / -1

This is the reason I want to come to your country. Greatest country ever created. Amen!