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try4gain 15 points ago +15 / -0

the worst feeling in the world is the immediate feeling that you need a gun, but do not have one.

  • like when you hear a criminal popping off shots 1 block over
  • or like when it sounds like someone is trying to open your window at 3am
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NotSpyRussian 10 points ago +10 / -0

Or when you are lifting weights and notice a Clinton in the corner of your eye...

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CancelTheSwamp 6 points ago +6 / -0

::shivers uncontrollably::

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Arkanicide 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sneaky sneaky stairs no creaky before your head is leaky.