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Zadok 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sounds like our former Vice President is under a little stress. Wonder why?

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Conrad 5 points ago +5 / -0

Maybe Corn Pop will come back and stop Joe Biden’s chain gang.

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Herecomedatpresident 6 points ago +7 / -1

Corn Pop and the "No Malarky" tour are just two more reasons why I'm starting to really believe in the theory that God is actually a master satrical novelist and we are his book. Someone pointed this out when Al Gore was touring around on his global warming gambit a decade or two ago and almost everywhere he went it would like snow 2 feet or something and cancel his speaking engagement. The person pointed out that his very name would be exactly what a master novelist would pick for him and the way he is (look up definition of algore).

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loveandchill 5 points ago +5 / -0

It does feel that way sometimes. This stuff is better than any movie someone could write.

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polish_snausage 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes it's a real page turner ❤️

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Phillysmackdown 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or rub his leg hair at the least

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DanIsSwell 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is great, I hope we get to keep hearing it. Imagine if we get to see Trump repeatedly debating him. That timeline would be such a golden gift from Kek!

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polish_snausage 1 point ago +1 / -0

And watching biden getting schooled after he tries getting lippy and aggressive to POTUS will be awesome

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HeyZeusChristo54 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's been a while since he's had his fix of pizza with walnut sauce on dominos.

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CQVFEFE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, what was with the domino featured on the white house Christmas tree?

Creepy

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polish_snausage 1 point ago +1 / -0

For real?

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CQVFEFE 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, check the 1-min vid(s) of Melania strolling dreamily through the lavishly, elaborately decorated White House. Close up of ornaments features a big domino

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UndeadRevolver 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lewy body dementia. His defenses and reasoning are slipping, He'll reveal himself as a foulmouth, crude pervert...

Even moreso than he already has.

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CQVFEFE 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can't wait till he nukes his campaign by blurting out something honest like "Mayor Pete has a real problem with the black vote, but not me, I love n----rs! And they love me! They're almost just as good as rich people!"

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Trump4a3rdTerm 6 points ago +6 / -0

We need to start sending pedes to his events to ask him about Burisma. If the media won't do their job we need to do it for them.

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520kj 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a great idea

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Kev_dubya 4 points ago +4 / -0

No more malarkey!

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KnobGoblin 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm positive that any Iowan worth his salt would absolutely dominate Biden in the feats of strength following these airing of grievances

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Feelsgoodman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bring out the Festivus pole!

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lion_streezus 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't want to get sued. Classic cuck shit.

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Phillysmackdown 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nothing like watching an old white guy trying to act tough. I pray someone accepts his pushup challenge.

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mrevenhall 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dude should have accepted the push-up challenge and insists Joe goes first. And then just walk out while Biden is doing a push-up. Boom, mic drop.

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FluffiPuff 3 points ago +3 / -0

The next time some NPR NPC tells you President Trump is 'unpresidential', show them this.

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Banick088 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is going to be so bad ..... Biden is fucked. If he is out there personally attacking anyone who talks about it, all while going basically senile.

He is so fucked....

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Picador20 3 points ago +3 / -0

If that isn't malarkey, I don't know what is.

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CMUBigGuy 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'm sure his feminist base will appreciate that bravado and machoism. They're so hypocritical.

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lion_streezus 1 point ago +1 / -0

He should take him up on it and just go till Biden kicks it.

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nothingberg [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden is a F nutcastle

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Feelsgoodman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Commenting in the hopes of illumination as well ?

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CQVFEFE 1 point ago +2 / -1

...a F nutcastle?

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DanIsSwell 3 points ago +3 / -0

We all just pictured a big castle made of testicles, amiright?

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YourElder 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think that short temper is a symptom

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Pragmagatist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden is ......!

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InterloperKO 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck that link.. but funny

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Feelsgoodman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Archive pedes, please!

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CQVFEFE 2 points ago +2 / -0

O the violent rhetoric

Woe is we, life is now permanently scarred

The triggering microaggression of your words on an electronic screen is more than any planet can bear, in any galaxy anywhere

Thank you for ruining all life

This site is great, you can basically destroy all life in the universe using violent gunly thoughts, and you don't even get banned :)

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WhistleblowerMyAss 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please win the nom, Joe. Please!

Now Trump knows exactly how to push your buttons in a debate to make you do this on a national stage. Please give us this gift, Joe!

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Smagyarown 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Dems are trying to railroad this election (again). They're pushing a guy with brand recognition who really doesn't want to be president. Otherwise he wouldn't be telling people to vote for Trump.

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LugNuts 0 points ago +1 / -1

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