I wanna meet someone just once who doesn't think the maniacal obsession with Trump's choices at the dinner table makes the Mainstream Swamp Media look infantile, petty, obsessed with meaningless minutiae, totally out of touch, and fresh out of important negative stuff to write about the president.

It's almost as if he's doing such an inconceivably fantastic job, in the face of obstruction that would have any other man packing it in, that there's really nothing worthwhile to pick at.