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posted ago by PamelaCincinnatus ago by PamelaCincinnatus +823 / -0

An Ode

ahem

They may be shiny,

They may be dull;

They may look pretty

Upon the wall

They may be black,

Or maple wood,

(And tiger maple

Looks very good)

There may be finials

Carved with skill,

Or not a whirl,

C-scroll or frill.

They may be heavy,

Long, and tall,

Or hardly weigh

Anything at all

And fit in a purse, By the wallet and keys

Which surely will any

True Patriot please.

Some are new,

Some are old,

Some quite subtle,

Some rather bold;

Some are printed,

Some are forged,

Some for fun,

And some for war.

Some have bolts,

And others locks,

Yet others wheels

And even rocks.

Some use a cap,

Or a bit of rope,

Which latter kind

Will work (I hope).

Yes, they are all kinds,

All colors and shapes,

All looks and feels,

All models and makes

But whatever you like

And whichever you choose,

I hope you find

The gun for you.

Happy Gunday, 'pedes.

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genghis_khek 16 points ago +16 / -0

Hugs my M1A, " you always fire when I pull the trigger"

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Barbieblonde 7 points ago +9 / -2

Squeeze the trigger. FTFY.

Edit : What is your rifle's name BTW? My favorite is named Johnathan. Jonathan Wick.

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NavyGuy 9 points ago +9 / -0

Mine is named Gunny.

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Barbieblonde 4 points ago +5 / -1

Loved R. Lee Ermey. He was the grandfather I wished I'd had. Mine on my father's side was most likely killed in WWII by the Nazis when they took over Europe. There are no records as to what happened to him and my grandmother.

Grandfather on my mother's side never said much, "If you need anything talk to your mother or grandmother... I don't meddle in the affairs of girls in our family."

R. Lee was always so respectful and polite to the ladies on his show. A great man.

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AslanFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mine's Ole Blue

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Barbieblonde 0 points ago +1 / -1

Awe... reminds me of Blue from that classic movie Old School.

"You're my boy! Blue!"

Blue : "Sir! Yes Sir!"

When they kidnap him have to help him carefully into the van, it is so hilarious! All the othe pledges were black bagged and tossed in like a sack of potatoes! Ha! Ha!

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genghis_khek 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's funny I haven't chosen a name yet.

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Barbieblonde 0 points ago +1 / -1

Love those movies, Keanu is adorable even being almost 60 years old. So gentlemanly too, even when leaving an enemy crippled with a pencil in their aorta.

"If you pull it out... you will die."

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PamelaCincinnatus [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have a 1766 (repro) Charleville flintlock named Antoine.

I sleep next to Antoine every night.

He doesn't always hit the spot (smoothbore, y'know), but when he does...

*p.s. if you want one, Pedersoli is your company. And get French amber flints.

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Barbieblonde 0 points ago +1 / -1

Nice, why Antoine? There has to be story there somewhere, especially if it is for something that you use to protect yourself at night in case of intruders.