So I'm at my local REI in San Francisco yesterday, minding my own business, spending the free money I got from their Co-Op.

Phone wont stop ringing in the isle I'm in (lazy commies...)

After 5 minutes I get annoyed and answer "Epstein didn't kill himself, and Donald J Trump is going to win again in 2020"

-Autistic soyboy screeching-

-Click-

Phone rings again, (s)he's really upset, creeching for a manager.

-Click-