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Licensetomeme 14 points ago +17 / -3

For all the cocks you proclaim she's taken in, I don't quite think it could ever compete with the numbers you put out on a daily basis. Your ass must be so huge, you could stash an extra ration or 20 in it.

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learntocode 4 points ago +5 / -1

This banter right here is cozy AF. Happy holidays hollow fanged MFers.

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Licensetomeme 4 points ago +5 / -1

Bahaha. You gotta admit. Some of my material's pretty fucking spicy.

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Licensetomeme 12 points ago +13 / -1

Don't get triggered over a joke, now. Don't get me wrong, either. I don't give a fuck if you said this about a dude, chick, or anything in between, cuz I'd give you shit all the same for presuming their cock count. Just because you're an expert in that field doesn't mean you're remotely capable of figuring something like that out with a passing glance.

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esperhunter 2 points ago +4 / -2

You can tell he's a liberal not only by his disrespect for soldiers but also because he can "dish it but not take it"

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meltingman 2 points ago +4 / -2

and you're probably a virgin. needing to compensate for a low testosterone level by degrading a woman who obviously has bigger balls than you do . if you have any at all.