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blubberdong 50 points ago +50 / -0

Wonderful stuff. He truly speaks for the people and I hope that doesn't change.

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Maythewinbewithyou 9 points ago +9 / -0

He needs to be the God Emperor's successor in 2024

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loveandchill 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's got my vote

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KekBotSupreme 43 points ago +43 / -0

The phrase “Hot garbage” is now in the congressional record.

Kek.

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Nilremdrol 33 points ago +33 / -0

find a girl that looks at you the way jim jordan looked at matt geatz during that epic teardown. i love it!

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Corse46 16 points ago +16 / -0

His face is priceless

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TrumpSteak 26 points ago +26 / -0

This is glorious

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boogalootourguide 25 points ago +25 / -0

suck deez nuts you commie fucks

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Yawnz13 22 points ago +25 / -3

His dad was school superintendent for Okaloosa County back when I was in high school. He did a good job there, and it looks like his son is doing a good job at the national level.

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handyanker 11 points ago +11 / -0

President Trumps uncle did a GREAT job at securing Nikola Tesla documents as well. President Trumps uncle, John Trump looks eerily similar to Asange.

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feraxil 22 points ago +22 / -0

He's got big balls,

And Xe's got big balls,

But Gaetz has the biggest balls of them all!

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LegacyOfWinning 9 points ago +10 / -1

Trump has the Biggest Balls

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EnigmaticEncounter 18 points ago +18 / -0

I can listen to this all day on repeat, hot damn Matt.

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PatriotEagle5000 17 points ago +22 / -5

The whole impeachment debacle is a travesty. They saw the signs and decided it would be a good idea to impeach Donald J. Trump for literally being Jesus. The second coming is here.

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PatriotEagle5000 4 points ago +9 / -5

No, he is Jesus. It is proven:

https://thedonald.win/p/3nPxjXg/

Also Rick Perry thinks he is Jesus too.

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PatriotEagle5000 4 points ago +7 / -3

Wrong

  1. He did come, that was Obungo
  2. Fake news
  3. How is this significant to anything? A home owner has a roach infestation but hasn't gassed his house. That's his choice and makes him a shitty home owner and nothing more.
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PatriotEagle5000 3 points ago +5 / -2

How is him being divorced relavent? His wife was abusive. The Bible doesn't state Jordan, dumbass.

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Beansprout 13 points ago +13 / -0

Savage title, OP! Love it!

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I776 12 points ago +12 / -0

Dems trying to impeach right before Christmas because they know nobody is paying attention to this crap except their radical supporters.

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Gramma53 12 points ago +12 / -0

Matt is great!!!

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GeoG85 8 points ago +9 / -1

Him and Jim Jordan - great in the video. XD

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sh1heen121 7 points ago +7 / -0

Savage title, OP! Love it!

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wayt20effII 7 points ago +7 / -0

It’s like sitting in front of the fireplace listening to a Christmas story. “twas the night before Christmas....”

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 7 points ago +7 / -0

House democrats say that no one is above the law, and yet they dont seem to care about enforcing immigration law. Two faced liars they are

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Mark 6 points ago +6 / -0

Trump/Gaetz 2020

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Archangel 7 points ago +7 / -0

Jordan/Gaetz '24

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LikeAWombatScorned 6 points ago +6 / -0

I love how he reads this like I read a story to my niece and nephew. Apropos because leftists and the MSM (but I repeat myself) are children after all.

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MAGANatsFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Love it, but I think Chris Plante has a copyright on that quote. ?

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LikeAWombatScorned 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought it was Andrew Klavan. ;)

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RMR57 6 points ago +6 / -0

Daddy, Daddy, tell me again the story when Matt Gaetz stripped the hide off of Adam Schiff's bum.

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Krigrgalor 5 points ago +5 / -0

rekt

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Budlfroglike 5 points ago +5 / -0

Video is amazing. It’s scrubbed off internet. Can someone post a link?

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Peblollru1883 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fucking awesome!!

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DevilsAdvocat3r 5 points ago +5 / -0

That was beautiful. Did he really say nothingburger? Yes, yes he did.

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MAxA_Rn_N9therwands 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love me some Gaetz!

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jasmenuei 5 points ago +5 / -0

Gaetz lurks here and is one of us. Change my mind

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__DTPRIME_C 5 points ago +5 / -0

May you receive 100,000 upvoted for the title alone

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SSJ3NAPPA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Love this guy!

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atpebina 5 points ago +5 / -0

Moar!! Gimme moar!!! The video ended mid sentence. I need moar!!!

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fumbl3 4 points ago +4 / -0

Goddamn that was good.

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OldSchool 4 points ago +4 / -0

All this impeachment has done is garner even greater support for GEOTUS and a few great Republicans in Congress. It has raised the profile of and admiration for people like Matt Gaetz and Jim Jordan. I really would like to take this opportunity to thank the Democrats for this. Thank you!

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beenaroundabit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did a couple of forehead taps too, just to keep their attention.

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loveandchill 4 points ago +4 / -0

You have a beautiful way with words. Getting me all hot.

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ElGuapo 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm about as heterosexual as they come but hearing Gaetz speak the truth to these smooth brain, rock eaters gets me fully torqued. I hope him and Jim keep turning the screws.

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abcxyz1110g 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lmao! I bursted out in laughter in the lobby of my doctors office reading the title to this post! Thanks for the laugh OP!

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Jgheer07 4 points ago +4 / -0

Was pretty good....

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Ne1PitionNr9 3 points ago +3 / -0

2024

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ThalealaaroOak 2 points ago +2 / -0

This might be my favorite post on this sub, ever.

Almost as good as the victory night stuff.

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CharlesDemar72 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Democrats got pimp slapped. Priceless.

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EowynOfRohan 1 point ago +3 / -2

Not a fan of the title of this post, but the speech is epic.

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DandWemdL -2 points ago +2 / -4

Well he does like to rub balls,