Since they're a parody site, I don't think you can say it's a "newsroom" exactly . . . but whatever it is, I'm pretty sure that, yeah, it's a happy, fun- and laughter-filled place!
They made it up. It's new. For some reason, they couldn't quite agree on the real term, which is "obstruction of justice," (for which there is no basis).
Hey guys....Super serious fact checker here. This MAY be a satirical news story. I've got a team of reporters who will call the White House to confirm as soon as they are done getting to the bottom of the Trump boxing picture and the picture of the president giving the dog a medal. Our highly accredited team of journalists has determined those pictures may have been altered. You can tell by the pixels.
How did he "obstruct congress"? Trump even released transcripts of the call, which he didn't legally have to do. Because he declined to participate with interviews with the committee? There was no legal reason for Trump to comply to requests for an interview.
Pencilneck could have taken those White House officials to court to get them to testify. It was planned to not too so they had at least one fake article of obstruction.
They (Congress) are like a baby with a hammer. The mother doesn't know what the baby is going to do with the hammer, and the lord himself doesn't know. That is the trouble with Congress when they are in session.
The Babylon Bee newsroom is probably the happiest place in all of media.
Since they're a parody site, I don't think you can say it's a "newsroom" exactly . . . but whatever it is, I'm pretty sure that, yeah, it's a happy, fun- and laughter-filled place!
Lets be real, The Bee is more accurate news than the 'real' guys.
I swear they just wear the parody label so they dont get sued
Is obstructing congress a thing? Or did they make it up?
they're making up everything these days so..
They made it up. It's new. For some reason, they couldn't quite agree on the real term, which is "obstruction of justice," (for which there is no basis).
It's as real as a third gender.
It’s the technical term for “orange man bad”
"Contempt of justice...or obstructing Congress...or something."
Hey guys....Super serious fact checker here. This MAY be a satirical news story. I've got a team of reporters who will call the White House to confirm as soon as they are done getting to the bottom of the Trump boxing picture and the picture of the president giving the dog a medal. Our highly accredited team of journalists has determined those pictures may have been altered. You can tell by the pixels.
Evan? Is that you?
How did he "obstruct congress"? Trump even released transcripts of the call, which he didn't legally have to do. Because he declined to participate with interviews with the committee? There was no legal reason for Trump to comply to requests for an interview.
It's a parody site. You know, humor?
But the Democrats are actually trying to impeach the US President for "obstruction of Congress."
So can we then impeach them for attempted "obstuction of elections" ?
Or obstruction of the executive branch?
Actually, both apply.
He didn’t let them dump a bucket of hot diarrhea on his head.
"Libertarians were smoking weed and didn't seem to understand the question.". Lmfao, I love the Babylon Bee.
Pencilneck could have taken those White House officials to court to get them to testify. It was planned to not too so they had at least one fake article of obstruction.
Whoa.. I made the front page! Makes me feel all comfy and cozy.. like I found a new home here on TD.WIN!
I learned from Galagher (watermelon smashing comedian) that congress was the opposite of progress so why isnt this a good thing?
They (Congress) are like a baby with a hammer. The mother doesn't know what the baby is going to do with the hammer, and the lord himself doesn't know. That is the trouble with Congress when they are in session.
Etymologically, it's a conjunction of con-artist and regression.
Obstructing Congress is all of our duty.
Hahaha.... BEST OBSTRUCTION EVER!
That's good!
The Bee always delivers!