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Gene04 45 points ago +45 / -0

Who woulda thought Reddit was a massive left wing circlejerk? By golly gee.

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redis_help 48 points ago +48 / -0

They think by banning conservatives, that conservatives stop existing. In reality all it does is piss people off, and pissed off people fight.

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Spez2 34 points ago +34 / -0

They need to ask the reddit admins to "Quarantine" these election results...

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MichaelHall1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh, they will, they will.

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isaac 11 points ago +11 / -0

Just like when everyone pretended that half the people in the room didn't vote for Trump.

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Freedom4Ever 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yup. The idiots think that they are so influential that they can control what everyone thinks if silencing everyone who disagrees on their shitty website. All they are doing is strengthening our resolve.

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Corse46 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why wouldn’t it? It works in gun free zones.

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minotaurbeach 4 points ago +4 / -0

^ This

redis_help They think by banning conservatives, that conservatives stop existing. In reality all it does is piss people off, and pissed off people fight.

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SteelDriver 12 points ago +12 / -0

I once had someone on Reddit tell me that Obama was a "right-win neocon". I pretty much stopped interacting with them after that. Of course, if they think that is the case, they probably see all of us as to the right of Attila the Hun.

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Corse46 6 points ago +6 / -0

They call Hitler right wing.

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Cue_Cumber 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep. You can move so far right on the political circle, you end up coming around to the left.

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pede-o-saurus 29 points ago +30 / -1

OMG I discovered a new copypasta in the wild over there! Check this out:

Beyond devastated. Scared for my future. Gutted I will have to deal with further traumatising assessments for PIP/ESA and be denied then have to fight for it despite mountains of evidence. Despite the fact this worsens my mental health and has long term effect. We are going into a severe climate crisis with a party who doesn't give a single shit. Look at Scott Morrison for how Conservatives deal with the climate crisis. And when social collapse happens Boris will go and hide in a fucking bunker.

To everyone who voted Tory. Fuck you. Burn in hell. I don't care if you want to moan about me not respecting you. I don't respect you. As far as I'm concerned, you're voting for fascists. You are voting for the UK equivalent of the Nazi party. I seriously hope it bites you in the arse because millions of people are suffering under the Tories and you couldn't give a single shit. Fuck. You.

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pede-o-saurus 23 points ago +23 / -0

It's so perfect. It even says "arse" (spelled in the faggy British way) and everything!

I'm so excited.

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redis_help 14 points ago +14 / -0

Beautiful pasta. Beautiful.

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Robyna7 1 point ago +1 / -0

i wondered why some people said that. so its because theyre from uk.

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SteelDriver 14 points ago +14 / -0

...and we were there, the night it was spawned. :D

Yes. NOW, I am entertained! This is a nice little flashback to how I felt after the 2016 Election. Damn, what a night that was.

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ds420 5 points ago +5 / -0

?

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Kibinimat 3 points ago +3 / -0

It quite disturbing his logic, I thought that a party led by an antisemite would be a better candidate for a Nazi party

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Crimson_Identity 26 points ago +26 / -0

HAHAHAHAHA!

Thanks for sharing this, the first post I came upon said "Going to kill myself."

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redis_help 17 points ago +17 / -0

It's glorious!

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Spez2 18 points ago +18 / -0

I'm convinced the UK subreddits have been coopted by 'religion of peace' types

Any bad news (like the f***ing terrorist attack) was covered up in ukpolitics and r-unitedkingdom

If this exit poll is correct - Boris won't just win this election, he is almost guaranteed to win the next in 2024 (the majority hasn't ever shifted that much between elections...)

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WarViper1337 16 points ago +16 / -0

Excellent find. Already lots of post claiming they are going to flee the country after the election lol. It's 2016 all over again but this time in the UK.

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ORD_to_SFO 11 points ago +11 / -0

They're crying, shaking, screaming and drooling. I love watching the comments roll in!!

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MonkeyPunchers 40 points ago +40 / -0

I feel like fucking crying, 3 years of total fucking shit and being stamped on by the elite. 3 years being called racist and stupid by my peers. 3 years of screaming and genuinely horrible family fall outs standing up for my country and doing what I think is right and the country backed us up.

God save the Queen!

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TheBasedBrit 20 points ago +20 / -0

Rule Britannia fellow Brit! There’s hope for us yet!

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MAGADUDE 14 points ago +14 / -0

Make Great Britain Great Britain Again.

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KnobGoblin 9 points ago +9 / -0

This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England".

Saw this quote in a bar outside of Manchester and loved it. Proud of you English Pedes

( I realize the election includes the rest of the Uk)

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OGTD1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hopefully you empower the police to get their balls back and gut the administrative state that runs them.

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MonkeyPunchers 6 points ago +6 / -0

Priti Patel has been outstanding and has already made good moves in the last 3 months.

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liberalfetchmycoffee 34 points ago +36 / -2

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck are they losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I wanted Corbyn and Labour to win. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this...

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AtariArtist 14 points ago +14 / -0

Replace tendies with fish 'n chips.

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redis_help 14 points ago +15 / -1

It's the UK so you know the chicken tendies were boiled instead of baked. SMH.

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ds420 4 points ago +4 / -0

And no salt...

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grenades_and_ham 3 points ago +3 / -0

Replace tendies with bangers and mash.

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Ron_Sumfun [S] 21 points ago +21 / -0

Goodbye to the eurothugs!

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corneredbeast 21 points ago +21 / -0

A warning shot for the shitlibs in the US

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CaptainChrisPBacon 14 points ago +14 / -0

To late for them.That train has already left the station.

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Cayde_Wants_To_MAGA 14 points ago +14 / -0

The train that had no brakes

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CaptainChrisPBacon 18 points ago +18 / -0

This is what happens when you do not follow the people's wishes.Looking at you Demorats.2020 is going to be a bloodbath for Demorats.

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Crimson_Identity 18 points ago +18 / -0

Goodbye, Corbyn!

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salvecitizen 18 points ago +18 / -0

God save the Queen, you beautiful patriots! Congratulations!

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TheBasedBrit 18 points ago +18 / -0

Damn, I’m genuinely feeling a little emotional here. Glad to see that Socialism will be kept at bay for now, hopefully you guys can do just as well (or better) next year.

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TheBasedBrit 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nice, rings pretty similar to what happened in America with states like Michigan. Labour’s socialist policies are alienating their working-class base.

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Hope 6 points ago +6 / -0

My thoughts exactly. Britain is filled with corruption & moslems, yet they can still get a conservative majority. Meanwhile blackface Castro is destroying Canada as quickly as possible, opening giving millions to islamic terrorists, the Clinton Fdn, the Aga Khan, the UN & he gets re-elected?!!

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Ron_Sumfun [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

Sounds like an admission that Corbyn will have to quit if the exit poll turns out to be anywhere near accurate.

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Ron_Sumfun [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

Liberal Democrat leader Jo Swinson looks set to lose her seat, according to the exit poll, as her party faces a dismal showing in the general election.

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Kibinimat 2 points ago +2 / -0

??

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CaptainChrisPBacon 16 points ago +17 / -1

When does the dummy who is the Mayor of London lose his job?

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MondayCoupleIsDead 16 points ago +16 / -0

My doctor needs me to lower my blood pressure but i am hoping to dine on endless supplies of salt in the coming days, lads.

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PaigeAshley 16 points ago +16 / -0
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springz 10 points ago +10 / -0

Wahoooooo!!!!!!!!

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PaigeAshley 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wahooooo!!!

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springz 9 points ago +9 / -0

Woohaaaaaaaaaa!!!

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PaigeAshley 9 points ago +9 / -0

Woooohweeee!!!

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AtariArtist 14 points ago +14 / -0

What's the record for seats held by the Conservatives previously? Like during Thatcher?

I'm getting 80s vibes again.

And I love it.

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TheBasedBrit 13 points ago +13 / -0

If the exit polls are accurate (and they’re usually pretty good) the Conservatives are set for their biggest win since Thatcher, and Labour are set for their worst loss since 1935.

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PrecisionStrike 3 points ago +3 / -0

And you know what happened after 1935? LITERALLY HITLER!!!!!!!! Coincidence, I think not!

Now if you'll excuse me I have to inject more soy into my veins to recover from this loss.

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A_Feral_Duck 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hawaiian judge rules against British election.

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gawd-emperor 13 points ago +14 / -1

Your welcome brit pedes

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springz 12 points ago +12 / -0

Labour: PWNED.

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OneTypoComment 11 points ago +11 / -0

level 1 Buckeye_Guy_

Score hidden · 6 minutes ago I won't be repeating it. My wife and I sold our wedding and engagement rings to buy guns and gun training courses. We won't let them take our ethnic neighbors some day. We all need to train ourselves to protect our democracy before it's too late. It sucks that I wake up crying every day now because this is our wold. I wasn't meant to be a soldier I was a cheese maker. I made fucking cheese. But now I'm a soldier thrown into some Hitler remake god it's awful

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MAGADUDE 8 points ago +8 / -0

I remember that pussy

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somethingnew 9 points ago +9 / -0

Great news, but can we not link to the guardian please.

It is a left wing propaganda rag, and we should starve it out of clicks as much as we can.

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OGTD1 9 points ago +10 / -1

Kick all those Muslims out and take back your country. Make Britain Great Again

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suzookus 9 points ago +9 / -0

This bodes well for the USA. The UK elections often are indicative of how USA will go and vice versa. Boris was also up against a Labour Party that had moved further left and it looks like the commies got crushed!

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meowsters 9 points ago +9 / -0

many are hopeful but remain reserved

given the same outlets reporting that now

had virtually campaigned against it

decrying the public lured by memes

while propping up lunatics promising higher taxes

and thus fearing this may be a last ditch effort...

put in perspective, many were turning to independent media and those outside of the uk.. such as the US, AU and even India.

still many within cities are preparing for riots

regardless of the outcome...

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RonPaulWasRight 8 points ago +9 / -1

GO SUCK A DICK, GLOBALISTS!

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NeoPepe 8 points ago +8 / -0

Workington goes for Tories. Been a Labour stringhold since 1918.

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pjabrony 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hey England, if you want to join the US, we'd probably let you in as a state. You have to give up the queen thing, but the money is worth it.

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TDaccount841 4 points ago +4 / -0

Buncha racists them

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ProfessorRomendev 7 points ago +7 / -0

And... 86-seat majority is really good?

I mean, just from the context clues I can guess that this is really good, but how can I visualize this as an american? Similar to that 'Trump on track to win 400 electoral votes' thing? An absolute fucking bombshell of a victory that leaves no room for doubt that communism can get fucked?

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TheBasedBrit 13 points ago +13 / -0

There are 650 seats in the House of Commons (basically the people that do everything), a majority of 325 or higher is required to run the country and be the ruling party. Current predictions are putting Conservatives at 368 seats and Labour at 191, the biggest loss they’ve had since 1935. TL,DR: The commies got absolutely cucked.

This graph illustrates it quite nicely in my mind: http://magaimg.net/img/a0ti.jpg

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ProfessorRomendev 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oof

Did the Brexit party not get a single seat?

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TheBasedBrit 10 points ago +10 / -0

They’re not projected to get anything, and their overall vote share is 4% or so. They agreed not to stand in any seats that the Conservatives won last time so they didn’t split the vote, so they weren’t really going all out this time.

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TheBasedBrit 3 points ago +3 / -0

I imagine so, he was one of the biggest campaigners for Brexit, and was probably it’s biggest supporter in the Conservatives. There’s always the possibility that they’ll cuck but I’m hopeful.

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TheBasedBrit 4 points ago +4 / -0

No problem, eyes are on you guys for next year now. Don’t let us down!

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Freedom4Ever 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks for explaining. I am happy for you guys!

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TheBasedBrit 3 points ago +3 / -0

So am I, hopefully we can keep the momentum up and get Brexit done.

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brsmith77 10 points ago +10 / -0

Its 368 seats for Boris against 191 for Corbyn. The 86 Seat majority is an OVERALL majority meaning the Tories can outvote the entire rest of the house.

>An absolute fucking bombshell of a victory that leaves no room for doubt that communism can get fucked?

Yes, quite simply.

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mightiest_m 7 points ago +7 / -0

LoL my FB is hilarious. So many Es in all those REEs already.

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ElectricChad 6 points ago +6 / -0

REEEEEEEEEEE! "Tempted to leave after this!" DO IT! Maybe there is a grain of hope for the UK yet.

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FluffiPuff 5 points ago +5 / -0

so much salt

so little time

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RedStateRoughneck 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rise, Men of the West.

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pede-o-saurus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is it... it feels like... it's... https://magaimg.net/img/6r90.gif

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pede-o-saurus 3 points ago +3 / -0

321 votes of 325 needed, 4 to go...

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pede-o-saurus 3 points ago +3 / -0

322, 3 to go...

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Kibinimat 3 points ago +3 / -0

CORBIN IS ASSHOE GET BREXIT DONE!

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tdw329 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can any britpedes on here reconcile the numbers for me? I see a 368 to 191 Conservative to Labour lead. I get this is a parliamentary system and there will be some parties that align with each of the two large parties. I keep seeing an 86 seat lead for conservatives. What is the alignment that results in the 86 seat lead? Also what is the “Commons”? Thanks!!!

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Robyna7 3 points ago +3 / -0

Isnt the conservative party bad in the UK though?

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Peacefrog 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm happy about this, but wasn't Theresa May also a conservative? She was a joke last time I checked. Can we trust Boris to really Brexit?

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pede-o-saurus 2 points ago +2 / -0

323, 2 to go...

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pede-o-saurus 2 points ago +3 / -1

IT HAPPENED! https://magaimg.net/img/a0ya.png

RULE BRITANIA, YOU GLORIOUS BASTARDS!

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grenades_and_ham 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good news, obviously our cousins haven't figured out ballot rigging yet.

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Mobmando 2 points ago +2 / -0

In fairness, British people would never vote in lefties like you do in the US.