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grenades_and_ham 66 points ago +67 / -1

Please clap.

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TheGreenTriangle 55 points ago +58 / -3

United Cuckdom? Come on, a little bit of support please. When Obama was in office we didn't call the US the United Cucks of America.

We're having the same fight against cultural Marxism etc as yourselves.

We need more moral support, encouragement, enthusiasm - not just calling us cucks. We're on the same side after all

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TheRobBelmonte 54 points ago +55 / -1

> When Obama was in office we didn't call the US the United Cucks of America

You should have TBH

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WeinerLapTop 11 points ago +11 / -0

It wouldve helped.

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Barbieblonde 13 points ago +15 / -2

What they are referring to is your recent social history. You can't argue that the U.K. has a vast number of men that enjoy allowing their wives to have sex with other men, going so far as to assist the guy having sex with her.

Your couples have holidays in foreign lands where it is the only reason you chose that particular destination, such as Jamaica, seaside Spain, Greece, Italy, etc. Horny young men that have no compunction about sex with a married woman.

You cannot travel without meeting a swinging Brit couple where she can be with anyone she wants and he sits in the corner and watches or waits in the hotel room. Nation of literal cuckolds. Not a slur, an acknowledged fact. Like bad teeth and receding hairlines.

Not to say we do not have the same problem. Whenever I meet a coastal elite younger woman she asks me if I have any bulls I want to share, once drinks are flowing and reservations are down.

Me : "That continental european trend has made it here?"

Her : "We peg our guys and cuckold them so they can virtue signal with their buddies as being the most woke. Weird at first, but it means we get their money and don't have to hid our love of hung guys on the side. C'mon you must have loads of them, look at you!"

Me : "Uhhh. No. Sorry."

Her : "Let me see your phone! You must have a million dick pics from them!"

(Looks at phone and only finds pics of one guy.)

Her : "He looks like Jason Mamoa... fuck. No wonder you don't play around."

Me : "Don't get any ideas... I don't share my toys with anyone."

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decaptcha 14 points ago +15 / -1

what the shit

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Barbieblonde 7 points ago +10 / -3

Some of the most visited sites by U.K. married men are cuckold lifestyle sites. Not joking. It is becoming mainstream for young progressive american 'men' too, the web traffic for these sites does not lie. There is a huge presence on reddit too.

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blumenkraft 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah I often wondered what kind of societal breakdown can cause this. In my mind the idea is about as impossible as, I don't know, eating from the toilet (sorry). Just can't get how screwed up you can be. Any research on this?

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Barbieblonde 4 points ago +6 / -2

I don't think it is a societal breakdown from any natural forces/causes. From every indication it is the continued attack on the Western nuclear family and our strong men of the past and resulting in less and less of them today.

The education these children are receiving and the zero tolerance enforcement they suffer under, completely guts the ability of young males to exhibit any sort of traditional masculinity.

Couple that with the innate need to be accepted by the group and you have boys that never look toward traditional male relationship roles, it has been driven into them that those attitudes and roles are not appropriate for western men, only eastern ones from nations that do not prescribe to western progressive culture.

Basically they are teaching white appearing boys that if they try to be masculine they will be rejected by progressive society and that is where all the tech, medicine and legal jobs, the high paying professions, look to for right speech and behavior.

Don't get woke? We won't hire or hang with you, white boy.

Thus they are forced to accept their women seeking diversity lovers for masculine partners, relegating them to become virtual eunuchs and real life cuckolds.

The women don't reject the change, because their status is raised in the eyes of feminists for each western male they destroy emotionally and sexually.

I get soy boys asking me out constantly... and one of the first things they bring up is that they are progressive and I don't have to remain faithful but they will and that I deserve to sleep with whomever I choose, whenever I want.

Blech. Ughhh. It happens so much I expect it.

"Don't tell me, you've been cuck'd before and liked it? What did University do to you?"

They look at me with the surprised Pikachu face, like my words are blasphemy to feminism or something.

Feminists are as bad as misogynists. Prove me wrong.

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Karmy 4 points ago +4 / -0

No wonder progressives are so hateful and unhappy. That's a messed up life.

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Barbieblonde -1 points ago +1 / -2

They know it deep down, but they are stuck in a social hierarchy trap. If they tried to live the life that would make them the most happy and satisfied, having a traditional family like their parents or maybe back to their grandparents had, would destroy their standing in the progressive world, they would be cast out. Maybe so bad as to become unemployable in their fields unless they were to move away and even then the internet is forever and insidious. That beast is another that needs taming.

No hiding from big tech snooping if you are the face of any business/enterprise. Every employee is on the company web page and is subject to scrutiny as soon as they become a person of interest by the leftists.

You don't have Facebook? What are you hiding? Your kind is not welcome here...

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katsumi27 10 points ago +10 / -0

My old Roomate is the same. She rented a room from me while getting her PhD in Psychology. A Harvard graduate. Hated Silicon valley because they produce sociopaths.

Had a lot of men and complained that the men didn’t take her Seriously. Sad. She was beautiful, a beautiful ballroom dancer and great friend. She did save me from a relationship when she saw he was a narcissist. I tend to pick bad men.

It hurt me how the men would flock to her though she was in a committed Relationship. She said it was open and her main was ok with it cause she had needs. It would stress me out be tase I could feel the pain. Good thing I was comfortable with being single and focused on my goals.

She would make one sleep on the couch while she was with her main man in the next room and then vice versa when she was mad at her main. That threw me in a loop. It was crazy.

When she would complain about people and their ways I asked what she thought of me. She said I was the most normal person she has ever met.

MAGA people are normal. We are realistic.

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Barbieblonde 6 points ago +7 / -1

Thanks for sharing, I'm glad her lifestyle did not rub off on you. Enjoy the weekend!

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TrumpTrainJune152015 10 points ago +10 / -0

Get your Carriers on line and pit your 2% into NATO. BOJO is trying to lead you away from the memes.

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turdcorn3 4 points ago +4 / -0

We’re in this together. The US and UK are as one. Except when we’re not.

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LikeAWombatScorned 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't take it personally. The US is full of cucks too.

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touchmystuffIkillyou 34 points ago +34 / -0

Guac Bowl coming to UK takeaways.

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iRubGuacOnMyArmpits 20 points ago +20 / -0

Someone call me?

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MyopicVitriol 12 points ago +12 / -0

I heard Guac was UK sex lube for the halal set.

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nmipede 29 points ago +29 / -0

Me mum came into me room to bring me a plate of bangers and mash and I screamed at the old girl and knocked it straight out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the bloody door on her. Absolutely gutted right down to me hobnails right now and no clue what to do. I didn't mean to do that to me mum but I'm flat knackered from the results tonight. I feel like me guts' about to burst. Why in the proper fuck is the old boy losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a bleeding breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Corbyn to be Prime Minister and fix this broken country. I cannot bloody well deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was a proper ledge in Newcastle???? This is so fucked.

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JimDandy 12 points ago +12 / -0

brutal naffing

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sustainable_saltmine 11 points ago +11 / -0

a right jolly rodgering

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WinstonSmith1984 8 points ago +8 / -0

well played

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Sumarongi 8 points ago +8 / -0

This lad needs more upvotes

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MAGAyote 16 points ago +16 / -0

They all got their hot big titted wives get fucked by muslims for money?

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entropy1 13 points ago +13 / -0

Lol. This will never get old!

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redis_help 9 points ago +9 / -0

lel.

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YoureAdmonished 8 points ago +8 / -0

Get me every time. Top Kek.

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redditcansuckme 8 points ago +8 / -0

Thank goodness, with the advent of Jeb, Trump will finally be defeated. Mexico will become the economic powerhouse it was always destined to be before Trump brought in his racist "facts" and the goal of Globalism will at last be achieved.

GUAC FOR ALL

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Vinyl_Hunter 8 points ago +8 / -0

His wife is like

We need more lemon pledge

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sustainable_saltmine 4 points ago +4 / -0

you buy, you buy!

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MAGADUDE 7 points ago +7 / -0

(claps in British)

Charming

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quarterpac 7 points ago +7 / -0

Looks like guacs back on the menu boys. Unleash the goblin wife.

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SelcSilverhand 6 points ago +6 / -0

I will never not upvote a Jeb! meme.

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Sumarongi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice. Spoken with a a quiet nonchalant passivity, indecisiveness and non-aggression representative of our hero. May the spirit of ¡jeb! be with you and your family this holiday season

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TrumpTrainJune152015 5 points ago +5 / -0

Congrats again, Yeb

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MondayCoupleIsDead 5 points ago +5 / -0

This guy is the definition of high energy. Can't stop and won't stop until he rules the world.

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Maythewinbewithyou 4 points ago +4 / -0

Slow and steady

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Sumarongi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look, I’ve got a turtle in my pocket. And I wear a hoody

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TDalrius 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is it still truly the United Cuckdom? They are proving they don’t want to be that way anymore, with another anti-EU vote successful

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HilLiedTroopsDied 3 points ago +3 / -0

One of the best memes ever. Go Guac for JEB!

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RedStateRoughneck 3 points ago +3 / -0

This meme never gets old for me.

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sustainable_saltmine 3 points ago +3 / -0

funny how "Conservative" anywhere but the US seems to mean Commie-ish Funny how "Labor" or "Labour" over there, was the based one

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Techrev 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here in Canada, they're all commies. It's not like one is much better than the other. I'm confused, though, because I thought the Brexit party was good, tbh.

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Politiskep 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fucking hell it's been like 3 years and this meme still makes me laugh ahahahah

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Sleeveharvey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never gets old

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 2 points ago +2 / -0

This really is the meme that keeps on giving.

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themaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

i have to be serious right now, i just don't know if i can TAKE any more winning!!!!! its just too much win to absorb right now.

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TyrannyBuster 1 point ago +1 / -0

This must go on the top 10 meme list. I laughed my ass off!