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shadowfax 1 point ago +1 / -0

i have a most unsavory idea, but it might be useful as a thought experiment

kidnap her, as quietly as you can, and dump her in malmö. maybe bind her hands, slip on some ankle weights, paint a star of david on her back, and just.. let the piranhas do what they do

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penisse [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

No binding or David Star, the fiends will abide once they see her underage virgin body.

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shadowfax 1 point ago +1 / -0

fair, but we can't really be sure she's a virgin

just ~looks like one. not trying to be presumptuous

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penisse [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe only Joe Biden could pound some half-hard johnson into that.