And lo, in the twentieth year of the second millennium after the birth of Our Lord, the infidels & blasphemers failed to remove the American President from office through villainy. They plotted their plots, and God plotted his, and God is the best of plotters. Their attacks boomeranged. The torpedoes they fired turned and targeted their masters. Some were brought low by their own hubris. Others by their cowardice. And in the eleventh month, President Trump wins the election, with a landslide turnover in the House of Representatives. And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth. And many of the blasphemers gave unto their madness & perished. For they were cast into outer political darkness, for they had rejected God and his chosen. And others long corrupted and most vile, came at long last to justice, and were brought low by their long hidden crimes. Many were jailed. And the Republic was restored. Amen.