"The S'mores', Bruce and Whoa Nellie.
Holder, McCander, McCord and Rybicki.
A Baker, a Simpson, a Clapper, a Brennan."
"No Donner, no Blixen," laughed aloud Jenny.

"A shy guy named Perkins
Paid Steele for collusion.
Loretta's the lynch pin
That caused the confusion"

"Papa Dopa got caught in a Phu Bar.
Flynn got set up to dance the Bo Hica.
R-Rod told Mueller don't go to Too Far.
K-Smith was singing La La La Resista."

"STOP!" cried the cat,
"Not another word more."
You won't believe that
I've heard this before!"

"Use simple first principles,
Sort bad from mad patriots.
To the right are the risable,
The list left useful idiots."

"Not a single wrong error!"
"They will rant and will swear.
Look long in their mirrors.
"Was thee not me!" they declare!"

"You see, its because
They're not good at the games,
Defend The Lost Cause
And Who Gets The Blame"

"These are the lawyers,
These are the crooks.
These are bit players
Who play dirty cooks."

"They go to the kitchens,
They take out the pots.
Mix up some illusions,
Pour delusions in plots."

"Then just to deceive us,
They blend in some lies,
With the pride of Narcissus
Add smears on the sly."

(Stanzas 23-32 of 77)