"Just the main players you know them by heart,
B. Clinton, Podesta, Holder, Jim Comey.
Take the way-back machine to 96 for the start,
Back when it all was just hunky and dory."
"The U.S. election was in full summer swing.
But the timing was off, not quit right just then.
April showers white washed the (ahem) thing.
Still a new tale was needed to wag the MSM,"
"Yeltsin was tanking, taking a dive in the fight,
Costing Bill his one best of the best chances.
The Bolshies re-branded, New Commies Lite,
While Boris twirled doing boozy bear dances."
"The government broke, not a ruble in sight,
The pensioners unpaid were ripe for revolt.
Bill backed a ten billion IMF hand of slight.
A dollar bright ex-machina lightning rod bolt."
"Book bucks are bad bucks for political battle,
Too easy to trace, much too simple to follow.
The cash that was needed could never tattle.
Money so black a dark star would ring hollow."
"So, enter stage left Bill's bag man Podesta
To set up the cut ins and cut up the set outs,
Working with sly men from just north of Jaffa,
The guys to help slide dark bucks all about."
"This was the scheme, the Aladdin One Two.
"Fool proof," they said and gave the right pitch.
"Pull out the old cash once you put in the new."
The one hitch the guy in the middle's Marc Rich."
"A. Chubias, Yeltsin's Chief of Re-Election Staff,
(Historical note: Rizhii was Putin's main patron.)
Bought that election with Rich laundered cash.
(Vlad ringside watched his country's corruption.)"
"When it was over Yelstin re-elected,
Rizhii promoted C. of S. for that administration.
In November this got Bill re-selected.
Podesta promoted C. of S. in that cleptostration."
"Now time machine forward, its Jan 20, O1
Welshing Bill worried, there's an unpaid bill overdue.
The big hopes then were that that Gore won,
And no one would know that Bill did what he did do."
"So rubber-stamp Holder signed his name on the line,
Claiming not knowing it was really not quite kosher.
A felon, indicted pardoned, never tried for his crime,
Nor "nothin' 'bout" 1.4 million the wife'd forked over"
"Just the main players you know them by heart,
B. Clinton, Podesta, Holder, Jim Comey.
Take the way-back machine to 96 for the start,
Back when it all was just hunky and dory."
"The U.S. election was in full summer swing.
But the timing was off, not quit right just then.
April showers white washed the (ahem) thing.
Still a new tale was needed to wag the MSM,"
"Yeltsin was tanking, taking a dive in the fight,
Costing Bill his one best of the best chances.
The Bolshies re-branded, New Commies Lite,
While Boris twirled doing boozy bear dances."
"The government broke, not a ruble in sight,
The pensioners unpaid were ripe for revolt.
Bill backed a ten billion IMF hand of slight.
A dollar bright ex-machina lightning rod bolt."
"Book bucks are bad bucks for political battle,
Too easy to trace, much too simple to follow.
The cash that was needed could never tattle.
Money so black a dark star would ring hollow."
"So, enter stage left Bill's bag man Podesta
To set up the cut ins and cut up the set outs,
Working with sly men from just north of Jaffa,
The guys to help slide dark bucks all about."
"This was the scheme, the Aladdin One Two.
"Fool proof," they said and gave the right pitch.
"Pull out the old cash once you put in the new."
The one hitch the guy in the middle's Marc Rich."
"A. Chubias, Yeltsin's Chief of Re-Election Staff,
(Historical note: Rizhii was Putin's main patron.)
Bought that election with Rich laundered cash.
(Vlad ringside watched his country's corruption.)"
"When it was over Yelstin re-elected,
Rizhii promoted C. of S. for that administration.
In November this got Bill re-selected.
Podesta promoted C. of S. in that cleptostration."
"Now time machine forward, its Jan 20, O1
Welshing Bill worried, there's an unpaid bill overdue.
The big hopes then were that that Gore won,
And no one would know that Bill did what he did do."
"So rubber-stamp Holder signed his name on the line,
Claiming not knowing it was really not quite kosher.
A felon, indicted pardoned, never tried for his crime,
Nor "nothin' 'bout" 1.4 million the wife'd forked over"
(Stanza 44-54 of 77)