"Slick Willy said they'd forced him to do it. Foreign interests had lobbied quite heartily.
DOJ finally found some time to look into it,
You guessed it, Comey intuited, no illegality."
"After the Oval Bill had quite the problem,
A Queen of the Hill needs lots of Chianti.
Inspired by words of William of Occam,
He found a new use for an El Presidente."
"Chubias & Podesta were dutifully inspired,
To consult, to lobby, to sit on some boards.
In Moscow or D.C. if you chose to conspire
This Limited Liability Co. Inc. held the cords."
The walking back cat finished his speech,
And magician like flicked quick a wrist.
Held up before us, just our of our reach,
A pink piece of paper with a recipe list.
2 cups politicalization
1 cup weaponization
1/2 cup misdirection
Add misinformation to taste.
With to and fro pacing
I parsed every whit.
My heart started racing
As facts started to fit.
"So! Clinton for Yeltsin bought an election.
A pardon to Rich to run Bill's Laundromat.
When Willy got wet feet afraid of detection
At the last minute he got blackmailed to act."
"Holder, the fall guy, said, "Oops, what did I do!"
The campaign and library dough hid the real proof.
Ethereal Serendip hid the guys in dark shadow,
And Comey made the lie legal covering the real truth."
The walking back cat jigged a jig of a sun dance,
Took deep a bow and back walked to the door.
Then froze like a statue poleaxed and entranced.
His eyes, unblinking, staring fixed on the floor.
Slowly his head raised,
No mirth there was any.
I followed his hard gaze
To my little sis Jenny.
Her arms were akimbo, head pretty held high.
Said, "Thanks for lesson, was quite the bull session."
Further remarking, "Top marks for the try."
"But, as you know, you didn't answer the question."
"Slick Willy said they'd forced him to do it.
Foreign interests had lobbied quite heartily.
DOJ finally found some time to look into it,
You guessed it, Comey intuited, no illegality."
"After the Oval Bill had quite the problem,
A Queen of the Hill needs lots of Chianti.
Inspired by words of William of Occam,
He found a new use for an El Presidente."
"Chubias & Podesta were dutifully inspired,
To consult, to lobby, to sit on some boards.
In Moscow or D.C. if you chose to conspire
This Limited Liability Co. Inc. held the cords."
The walking back cat finished his speech,
And magician like flicked quick a wrist.
Held up before us, just our of our reach,
A pink piece of paper with a recipe list.
2 cups politicalization
1 cup weaponization
1/2 cup misdirection
Add misinformation to taste.
With to and fro pacing
I parsed every whit.
My heart started racing
As facts started to fit.
"So! Clinton for Yeltsin bought an election.
A pardon to Rich to run Bill's Laundromat.
When Willy got wet feet afraid of detection
At the last minute he got blackmailed to act."
"Holder, the fall guy, said, "Oops, what did I do!"
The campaign and library dough hid the real proof.
Ethereal Serendip hid the guys in dark shadow,
And Comey made the lie legal covering the real truth."
The walking back cat jigged a jig of a sun dance,
Took deep a bow and back walked to the door.
Then froze like a statue poleaxed and entranced.
His eyes, unblinking, staring fixed on the floor.
Slowly his head raised,
No mirth there was any.
I followed his hard gaze
To my little sis Jenny.
Her arms were akimbo, head pretty held high.
Said, "Thanks for lesson, was quite the bull session."
Further remarking, "Top marks for the try."
"But, as you know, you didn't answer the question."
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