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DanIsSwell 33 points ago +34 / -1

Translation (probably) Feds finally have Ghislaine hidden well enough, to pretend to investigate her.

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deleted 11 points ago +12 / -1
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datawarrior 5 points ago +6 / -1

All part of the plan

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Maythewinbewithyou 7 points ago +7 / -0

I doubt Israel is going to handover one of their intelligence assets

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Yawnz13 -1 points ago +2 / -3

"Israel"

You mean CIA who pose as Israeli agents.

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Maythewinbewithyou 0 points ago +1 / -1

No I mean Israel as in the same Israel her father spied for.

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incogneato 3 points ago +3 / -0

plastic surgery takes time to heal, ya know

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YDS2016 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'm still floored after learning the FBI and DHS criminal database and analytic software contractor is Chiliad Inc. Not Microsoft, Oracle, Dell/EMC, IBM, or HP Enterprise... Who is Chiliad you ask? Well, it was co-founded by Christine Maxwell. Who's that you ask? She's the Sister of Ghislaine Maxwell. (?!)

But wait.. it gets better.. (worse?) Look up the father, Ian Robert Maxwell. "Known ties to MI6, the KGB, and Mossad." oh, and look up how he died.

"Investigating"... yea... sorry if I have a little doubt anything will come of it.

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TruthVelocity 2 points ago +3 / -1

Got your source for this one:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Epstein/comments/dj11bf/ghislaine_maxwells_sister_christine_cofounded_the/

Yeah it's (r)eddit, but it's there.

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YDS2016 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kinda mind blowing...

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DanIsSwell 1 point ago +1 / -0

? yeah it is

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Yawnz13 -3 points ago +1 / -4

"After learning"

Translation: "After hearing and unskeptically presuming it's true because it plays into my pre-exiting biases"

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YDS2016 3 points ago +3 / -0

When I first came across the info I assumed it wasn't true, because it was too unbelievable.... but then I looked it up 0_o

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Yawnz13 -1 points ago +2 / -3

Nah, it isn't about that. It's about the insinuation that, because someone's dad was involved in something, the kids would also be.

No evidence, no proof, just association fallacy.

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YDS2016 0 points ago +0 / -0

Well look at at that! The goalpost magically moved!

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themaga 11 points ago +11 / -0

Another future suicide victim.

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ChilledCovfefe 6 points ago +7 / -1

I was thinking, at least some of the trash is getting taken out if you know what I mean. I wonder if all of these people dying mysteriously will make people think twice about joining these 'clubs' and secret orgs knowing that anyone in the club can end up dead if they slip up.

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datawarrior 4 points ago +4 / -0

Evil never thinks twice about being evil. Its like sociopaths who never once ask themselves whether they are sociopaths. It never enters their mind as a possibility.

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minotaurbeach 2 points ago +2 / -0

Child rapists will go to any length to hide their crime, esp if they are public figures.

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incogneato 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's right. They just think other people are too weak and stupid to do what the sociopaths and narcissists do. Therefore, the socs and narcs are fully entitled to use those too weak and stupid to accomplish anything anyway.

Life is easy when you have no conscience.

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TheNakedAmbassador 1 point ago +1 / -0

That was always part of the deal. It won't stop people from joining.

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Lion_Party 5 points ago +7 / -2

since his plastic surgeon was whacked and there was no DNA test at coroners, he probably isn't even fucking dead!

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Marshall 3 points ago +3 / -0

If he were alive, they would have drawn some blood to furnish the coroner with 'proof' of death.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 2 points ago +2 / -0

AG Barr investigated and conculded that Epstein did, indeed, commit suicide in his federal prison amidst a "perfect storm of unusual circumstances".

That is his real conclusion.

The Attorney General of the US tells us this ... with a straight face.

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NocturnalPatrol 7 points ago +7 / -0

Like Mandalay Bay, I've given up on this case. If the enemy can get to a man inside a federal prison, there is no one they can't whack.

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SmartPlenty86 6 points ago +6 / -0

So the feds are on it?? Wow, I feel better already.

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DoesItWorkAlready 4 points ago +5 / -1

"early investigation".

The one that should have been done 15 years ago? Early?

Or even counting how long Trump has been in office. 2 years. Early?

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FuckReddit45 3 points ago +3 / -0

Too little too late. Nothing will happen to her.

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minotaurbeach 1 point ago +1 / -0

She might be in protective custody somewhere. She can't live her previous lifestyle if she goes into hiding.

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GuacamoleTariff 3 points ago +3 / -0

Too bad the FBI is corrupt and not to be trusted.

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draintheswamp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Little known fact - FBI has two divisions.

The Gestapo division only goes after Republicans.

Democrats have to deal with FBI Special Agent Barney Fife.

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Isaiah53 2 points ago +2 / -0

You mean fake investigating Mossad.

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nothingberg 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jizzles is gonna git it

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kcfreels 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hope to see ol' Jizzylane in the dock soon.

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TruthVelocity 1 point ago +2 / -1

FBI: We found all of this evidence here from Epstein's pedo Island and we just need to sort through it to see who was involved with him and it's gone.

"What?"

FBI: its gone, it's all gone.

"What's gone?"

FBI: The Epstein evidence. It didn't do to well in our custody. It's gone.

"What do you mean? We have evidence that Epstein ran a blackmail ring for many powerful people! US politicians! Actors! Universities!"

FBI: Not anymore you don't. Poof.

"Well what can we do now?"

FBI: Sorry sir, this line is for credible criminal investigations only.

"But you just opened the investigation!"

FBI: do you have any evidence of this?

"No, you lost it all!"

FBI: then please stand aside for those with legitimate criminal investigations.

Black man cuts line: I need one mass surveillance order for a Donald Trump. If-if-if-if you could get on that now, that'd be great!

FBI: Right this way sir!

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MAGAnic316 1 point ago +1 / -0

...no credible evidence... ....muh presumption of innocence... ...no reasonable prosecutor... ?

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BeauBidenBrainTumor 1 point ago +2 / -1

The fact this didn't happen years ago when Epstein was initially convicted is proof the government is not serious about it. Lots of time was given for the big fish to destroy evidence, fabricate alibis, and witnesses to die natural and unnatural deaths. This "investigation" is merely a whitewash to keep the gullible happy.

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EADReddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Welp due to her impending suicide I think we should all just move on