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TruthVelocity 1 point ago +2 / -1

FBI: We found all of this evidence here from Epstein's pedo Island and we just need to sort through it to see who was involved with him and it's gone.

"What?"

FBI: its gone, it's all gone.

"What's gone?"

FBI: The Epstein evidence. It didn't do to well in our custody. It's gone.

"What do you mean? We have evidence that Epstein ran a blackmail ring for many powerful people! US politicians! Actors! Universities!"

FBI: Not anymore you don't. Poof.

"Well what can we do now?"

FBI: Sorry sir, this line is for credible criminal investigations only.

"But you just opened the investigation!"

FBI: do you have any evidence of this?

"No, you lost it all!"

FBI: then please stand aside for those with legitimate criminal investigations.

Black man cuts line: I need one mass surveillance order for a Donald Trump. If-if-if-if you could get on that now, that'd be great!

FBI: Right this way sir!