424 Can you imagine Joe Biden under oath on a witness stand? ? It’s almost impossible to do, but I’m sure he could perjure himself 19 times using only 17 words. (twitter.com) posted 1 year ago by goldentomatoes1 1 year ago by goldentomatoes1 +424 / -0 12 comments share 12 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (12) sorted by: top new old worst ▲ 12 ▼ – deleted 12 points 1 year ago +12 / -0 ▲ 11 ▼ – Kwixak 11 points 1 year ago +12 / -1 You can't perjure yourself if nobody can understand what you're saying permalink save report block reply ▲ 10 ▼ – Zadok 10 points 1 year ago +10 / -0 Joe Biden thinks perjury is a friendly cat. permalink save report block reply ▲ 10 ▼ – deleted 10 points 1 year ago +10 / -0 ▲ 9 ▼ – utfanx2 9 points 1 year ago +9 / -0 "I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God." Our polygraph determined that was a lie. permalink save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – h4b1t 7 points 1 year ago +7 / -0 "I invoke my privilege against self-incrimination under the fifth amendment to the US Constitution. On that ground, I will not answer that question" permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Graycliff 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0 He'd never say that, it's way too coherent. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – mimi_joan 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0 Would have to have flash cards printed in bold letters to remind him of the words. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – Lemongrass5 7 points 1 year ago +7 / -0 "Hey Joe do you like kids?" " uhh uhh You should vote for Trump and I'll take you out back!" permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Yawnz13 3 points 1 year ago +5 / -2 I'd bet they'd try to pull something like him faking a heart attack so as to secure some kind of temporary "medically unfit to take the stand" nonsense. permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Jojomrjojo 3 points 1 year ago +3 / -0 Both Biden and Nancy would probably be found not competent to stand trial. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Picador20 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0 There was a Vice President Biden Who plagiarized, blackmailed and lied and Made off with a ton, With the aid of his son, And his friends in the DC Swamp Spy Den. permalink save report block reply
You can't perjure yourself if nobody can understand what you're saying
Joe Biden thinks perjury is a friendly cat.
"I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God."
Our polygraph determined that was a lie.
"I invoke my privilege against self-incrimination under the fifth amendment to the US Constitution. On that ground, I will not answer that question"
He'd never say that, it's way too coherent.
Would have to have flash cards printed in bold letters to remind him of the words.
"Hey Joe do you like kids?"
" uhh uhh You should vote for Trump and I'll take you out back!"
I'd bet they'd try to pull something like him faking a heart attack so as to secure some kind of temporary "medically unfit to take the stand" nonsense.
Both Biden and Nancy would probably be found not competent to stand trial.
There was a Vice President Biden
Who plagiarized, blackmailed and lied and
Made off with a ton,
With the aid of his son,
And his friends in the DC Swamp Spy Den.