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Kwixak 11 points ago +12 / -1

You can't perjure yourself if nobody can understand what you're saying

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Zadok 10 points ago +10 / -0

Joe Biden thinks perjury is a friendly cat.

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utfanx2 9 points ago +9 / -0

"I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God."

Our polygraph determined that was a lie.

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h4b1t 7 points ago +7 / -0

"I invoke my privilege against self-incrimination under the fifth amendment to the US Constitution. On that ground, I will not answer that question"

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Graycliff 2 points ago +2 / -0

He'd never say that, it's way too coherent.

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mimi_joan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would have to have flash cards printed in bold letters to remind him of the words.

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Lemongrass5 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Hey Joe do you like kids?"

" uhh uhh You should vote for Trump and I'll take you out back!"

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Yawnz13 3 points ago +5 / -2

I'd bet they'd try to pull something like him faking a heart attack so as to secure some kind of temporary "medically unfit to take the stand" nonsense.

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Jojomrjojo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Both Biden and Nancy would probably be found not competent to stand trial.

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Picador20 1 point ago +1 / -0

There was a Vice President Biden

Who plagiarized, blackmailed and lied and

Made off with a ton,

With the aid of his son,

And his friends in the DC Swamp Spy Den.