All I know is that making money here in Dollarland is literally the most important thing in my life. "Greed is good" is why we're closing the border instead of opening it wide for cheap labor, donchaknow! Would literally knife my grandmother in the back for a tenner. Not even a joke. As soon as I see the words "corporate" and "greed" together, in a sentence. I get ma gun and start shootin. Ain't no commie gonna lecture me on my dead grandmother, by God. *spits*

The more shit I see like this, the more MAGA really warms my heart. Say to myself, "self! now here's a message with which I can sell Trump to my family, to people struggling to get by and to just about every regular red-blooded American who pays bills and isn't a Wall Street snow-blowing stripper-addicted sleezeball. Jesus Christ, people. Get a hold of yourselves.