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CovfefeNegro 18 points ago +18 / -0

That's disturbing, insane.

Good griefeses Penzeys, WHAT fooking crimes? If there were any don't you think by now Mueller or Nancy or someone could explain WHAT fooking crimes?

Good griefeses, we are never going to be able to live with these people in our Society.

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CovfefeNegro 3 points ago +3 / -0

She wasn't supposed to lose.

Thank God she did but she wasn't supposed to lose.

Happy New Year.

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TrumpTrainJune152015 1 point ago +1 / -0

You know, the crimes!

What crimes?

The bad ones! He's the worst!

What?

UGH you don't get it! Racist!

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Anon331717 17 points ago +18 / -1

Reply to them with a nice fuck off commies. Then tell them you will never buy products from anti American shitguzzlers.

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DeepWinter [S] 22 points ago +22 / -0

Sent the owner an email with the subject line "Say hello to The_Donald, Bill!" and a link to the T_D Reddit post...

...and "#TRUMP2020" in big red letters.

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Aeronomer7 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well done

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DeepWinter [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

Relevant text:

"Maybe 2019 ending with every nationally-elected Republican unanimously demanding that the truth about the president’s crimes be kept hidden from the American people is exactly the wake up call we’ve needed. How about, this very night at midnight, each of us resolves to fully support whichever candidate is left standing at the end of the primary races? If the corruption and lies of this presidency stalls off impeachment, let’s be ready to hand him his final defeat at the hands of the American voters. With this in mind we have some great one-day deals.

...

"And last but certainly not least of today’s offers is the free $22.95 Salt & Pepper Time Gift Box with any $20 purchase. The message of the Salt & Pepper box is that it’s time to be honest about what is really on the table in front of all of us. A big part of what next year will be about is being honest about how the Republican Party finished 2019, and with impeachment looming, their choice to leave the truth behind and march in lockstep with the president’s lies and obstruction, placing party above country.

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"The good news is that many republican voters aren’t paying close attention. They have no idea yet how much their republican elected officials in Congress have abdicated their oath of office out of the fear of what it would mean to their futures to be seen as standing up to the criminality of this president. The bad news is that millions of republican voters know exactly who this president is and are still willing to throw away everything that is America in order to follow him. For this crowd, it’s fool me once and shame on you, but fool me 15,413 times and I will follow you to the literal end of the earth. Don’t be like them. There is nothing American down the path they are marching."

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theultimatesean 13 points ago +13 / -0

Damn, projection is one hell of a drug!

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TrumpTrainJune152015 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's almost like their lines are crossed in their brains... weird as shit.

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PamelaCincinnatus 9 points ago +9 / -0

That is some Chicom garbage right there.

"Buy our product! (insert pre-determined text prescribed by your local political commisariat) It makes a great gift!"

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OhLollyLollyPop 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't you just love these poor mentally deranged people? What crimes? What corruption? What lies?

They never say...

But do come in and get our overstocked Salt and Pepper Gift Time box for free w/ a $20 purchase, because having the kids dunk their germy fingers into the salt and pepper is such a great idea.

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OhLollyLollyPop 4 points ago +4 / -0

True.

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OhLollyLollyPop 3 points ago +3 / -0

Plenty of other based companies to buy spices from. Thanks for the heads up.

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DingDongDitch 6 points ago +7 / -1

Leave a yelp review for starters

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RatioInvictus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Absolutely this. A simple "This company cannot stop shoving their politics down everyone's throat." ought to do it.

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Klcbva 5 points ago +5 / -0

Please do that.

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CovfefeNegro 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't do private property or engage in any illegal vandalisms to public property. Stand there with a sign maybe or post legal signage... Plz.

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RatioInvictus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, don't do that. Vandalism is their petty criminality, not ours. Nothing stops you from driving back and forth in front of their store, though. With big signs on your car that say "Trump 2020, you commie fucktards!"

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Wearyman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't do vandalism. That's an antifa move. Just politely express yourself in the public space loudly and with much gusto while carrying signs and filming the entire thing using hidden cameras.

Trust me, the salt coming from the spice merchant will be well worth the time spent.

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Sea_Still 11 points ago +11 / -0

It would be a shame if they got swamped with a few thousand emails telling them to fuck right off

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DeepWinter [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Damn shame indeed...

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DingDongDitch 5 points ago +6 / -1

Yelp reviews

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turdcorn3 10 points ago +10 / -0

A spice company? WTF?

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Wearyman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, given the amount of salt in that letter alone, it seems that "spice merchant" is probably the most forgiving title they could have.

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4morebeers 6 points ago +6 / -0

Penzeys: We don't want any Trump supporting customers. Done.

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Klcbva 5 points ago +5 / -0

Falls Church is a shit hole.

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buco 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hey Bill, blow me.

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Dom_Tullipso 3 points ago +3 / -0

"How to destroy your company and alienate 1/2 your customers in one easy step."

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TrumpTrainJune152015 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bill sounds like a cuck. Don't be like Bill.