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Zadok 18 points ago +18 / -0

I heard his eyes were blue. One blew to the right, and the other blew to the left.

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selfstarter20 7 points ago +7 / -0

When people get famous, they jest can't hold it together and go to pieces.

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Desertwhale 3 points ago +3 / -0

samesies

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oldcat007 7 points ago +7 / -0

I heard he bombed.

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LikeAWombatScorned 5 points ago +5 / -0

I heard he killed

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tastybagels 7 points ago +7 / -0

sorry I stole this straight away :p

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SwampSwan 4 points ago +4 / -0

me tew

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themaga 6 points ago +6 / -0

Karma's a bitch, blown up bitch.

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StarGirl 5 points ago +5 / -0

I knew about Soleimani when he was underground. He's underground now, but I knew him when he was underground too.

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T-Bear 4 points ago +4 / -0

As a celebrity, he exploded onto the scene. However, I think we'll see he's but a flash in the pan...

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Karmy 4 points ago +5 / -1

There's a picture on twitter that shows him next to one of the Iranian hostages from the Carter era.

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SwampSwan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Link?

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richiememmings 3 points ago +3 / -0

Heh...

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TopKeksWithFrens 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol the jokes here have been great lately

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PewPew_ThaDuK 2 points ago +5 / -3

When it's like this it's because the American media kept him under wraps for protection