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OGTD1 18 points ago +18 / -0

“Pay you” (odds are they are out of cash even after the pallets of cash a heavily sanctioned and isolated government won’t survive for long)

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JesusMaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

They’ll pay using exposure. Just think of how many twitter followers you could get!

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krzyzowiec 1 point ago +1 / -0

That was my thought. This is desperation. It's one thing for the US to offer a bounty on some terrorist, but a bounty on the US President? As unlikely as it would be for you to succeed, you'd never collect it if you did.

I'm not sure if they thought this would make them look tough or what... to me it makes them seem like an insignificant country with very unintelligent leaders.

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conservativeamerica [S] 36 points ago +36 / -0

In American cash. Thx Obama

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POTwrmUSQ 27 points ago +27 / -0

Time to turn Iran to Glass????

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SwampSwan 9 points ago +9 / -0

So it would seem. Fuckin' Barbarians.

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ChrisTheSoberITGuy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Considering they just fired rockets towards the Baghdad embassy, missed, and killed civilians... Here we go! Time some muzzies learned about karma, and its name is America!

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OGTD1 25 points ago +25 / -0

Two things: you know your getting to them when they offer cash they probably don’t have or what’s left of the cash they have. They will start to our all their assets foreign and domestic in an effort to try to get to him. Stay safe by Gods grace Mr. President.

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K-Harbour 23 points ago +23 / -0

I had not heard that Iran made an $80 million donation to the DNC.

Sauce?

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asiatrails 19 points ago +19 / -0

Kathy Griffin says hold my soy latte vegan beer

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Ex-Gman 16 points ago +16 / -0

Kathy Griffin says hold my Trump head...FTFY

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illegalUPVOTER 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yeah, ok Iran. You know it won’t happen, I know it won’t happen, everyone knows it won’t happen.

Put your little peepee back in a goat.

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Lion_Party 13 points ago +15 / -2

So, I think it is time for him to Moab the theocracy. He said if they threatened him and shit he was gonna fuck them up good.

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daomino 12 points ago +12 / -0

The DNC would up it to $200M.

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eviantears 10 points ago +10 / -0

Hillary is frantically calling her Suicide Coordinator .... cha$e that paper, beef!

????

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RlzJohnnyM 10 points ago +10 / -0

Wait,

They wanted the Iranians to cough up $1 each

LMAO

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TopKeksWithFrens 9 points ago +9 / -0

How is this not a direct threat to kill our president and thus an act of war? Plz explain how this isn't a global call for assassination?

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NeanderthalDNA 9 points ago +10 / -1

Iilan is planning how to spend it now

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Red-in-Tooth 9 points ago +9 / -0

"That's it?!"

Seriously, anyone even competent enough to try to kill the President is going to need a lot more than $80m to try.

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daomino 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's Obama money. Thanks Obama.

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DomsDad1997 8 points ago +8 / -0

They done fucked up now.

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americafirst88 7 points ago +10 / -3

Hope Trump is watching Kushner closely.

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GilaMonsterous 7 points ago +7 / -0

They have to know that if they actually got anyone to do this, what's left of Iran would glow in the dark for the next thousand years.

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OrangeManBased 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hey iran, your butt buddy soros has already spent over $100 million trying to eliminate Trump and failed. soros is more powerful than your bass ackwards country. So what makes you think your piddling $80 million will get different results?

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UndeadRevolver 7 points ago +7 / -0

Time to POP SOME DOMES

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lifeisahologram 6 points ago +6 / -0

Trump boxed them in. They can't declare war, and Trump knew that. They want to, trust me, but they physically can't. It would be suicide. So Trump put end to their attacks, and now all Iran can do is talk.

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TyrannyBuster 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is that all that's left of the Obama funds?

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Jimmy33 4 points ago +4 / -0

Valerie picked up half already

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Bluestorm83 4 points ago +4 / -0

President Trump, right now:

"Hey, could you wash the Good Spoon? I just found out I'll be having Ice Cream pretty soon. Thanks."

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kaluahmon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sounds like a low number. Can they not afford better?

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HeavyVetting 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Obama cash is already spent, they're basically crowdfunding it, we'll see if they reach the funding goal.

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SJBHamilton 4 points ago +4 / -0

So Obama's cash is being used to try to assassinate the president.

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f_bastiat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thats all thats left from the pallet of cash they burned through.

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f_bastiat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dems tryna tell me Trump is broke when his head alone is worth $80m.

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The_Emperor 2 points ago +2 / -0

If given the impotent threat if, article said for 'his head'. No one who could touch the president would live, and no one in the world could get a head back to Iran. So they ain't paying, ain't happening, they know it. Mullah be 'virtue signalling'

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johnrambo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump's gotten paid more for speeches I'd bet.

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RummyVonDumDum 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do they have 80,000,000 Obama Bucks left?

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learntocode 2 points ago +2 / -0

Art of the deal: $80 million just for the head.

Imagine the price for just one of his balls. Unbelievable. Off the charts. Really, though, the best quality. Everyone agrees.

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lmao 1 point ago +2 / -1

Quick! Someone call Kathy Griffin!