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polish_snausage 8 points ago +8 / -0

So what's the walker for? Sympathy?

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BurnedExperiment 3 points ago +3 / -0

Very common tactic that defense attorneys use for jury trials. Look at the Bill Cosby trial...he had "glaucoma" and had to be led around.

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lifeisahologram 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd believe it if he wasn't walking around completely fine and fucking 20 year olds every day before he was charged.

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Babycakes 2 points ago +2 / -0

too fat for a walk!

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ElectricChad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sadly yes. I'm old, I'm feeble, reeeeee don't send me to jail. I'm sure he will apologize to all his victims and declare he's now living his life as a LGQTRST person.