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posted ago by Deal ago by Deal +153 / -0

...and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of falafel out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is Iran losing? This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Iran to obliterate America and Israel and fix this broken world. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought there was going to be revenge???? All we got were some dead people at a funeral and a rocket attack that killed zero Americans. This is so fucked.

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TheKekingKing 18 points ago +18 / -0

Kek

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TheSwiftPepe 11 points ago +11 / -0

"I was a falafel maker!"

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PaigeAshley 10 points ago +12 / -2

I love this copypasta! I laugh every time. Great one, OP!

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eyerighteye 9 points ago +10 / -1

Nice adaptation of a classic.

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eyerighteye 12 points ago +12 / -0

This amuses me greatly.

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OneBigMaga 8 points ago +8 / -0

KeK x100

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OhLollyLollyPop 8 points ago +8 / -0

Glad to see this again, over here. I missed this...

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sustainable_saltmine 5 points ago +6 / -1

falafel is gross. so is hummus

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Licensetomeme 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hummus is great, wut u talking about? That being said, baba ganoush is superior.

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Kibinimat 1 point ago +1 / -0

If I recall right, falafel is made out of hummus

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Barbieblonde 1 point ago +2 / -1

What do you like to eat?

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telepathic_pepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

The fact you could tell it was her tells me that the Westernized whore wasn't wearing her burqa. I assumed you stoned her swiftly, correct?

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Kibinimat 1 point ago +1 / -0

~ Michael Moore, probably

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Commiewrecker17 1 point ago +3 / -2

Like the tendies, kek. Imagine the salt flow in a week or two, heh