...and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of falafel out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is Iran losing? This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Iran to obliterate America and Israel and fix this broken world. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought there was going to be revenge???? All we got were some dead people at a funeral and a rocket attack that killed zero Americans. This is so fucked.
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Kek
"I was a falafel maker!"
I love this copypasta! I laugh every time. Great one, OP!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IYcLOKzPimQ
The big man himself.
Nice adaptation of a classic.
This amuses me greatly.
KeK x100
Glad to see this again, over here. I missed this...
falafel is gross. so is hummus
Hummus is great, wut u talking about? That being said, baba ganoush is superior.
If I recall right, falafel is made out of hummus
What do you like to eat?
The fact you could tell it was her tells me that the Westernized whore wasn't wearing her burqa. I assumed you stoned her swiftly, correct?
~ Michael Moore, probably
Like the tendies, kek. Imagine the salt flow in a week or two, heh