This kind of behavior always amuses me: did salami have secret Xman powers? Did his minions expect him to show up with goggles and a shit-stained Cape if they got arrested? What was so special about him?

Surely, if another faction had moved against the salami-ites while he was alive, he would have called them on the phone and told them to protect each other.

Now that salami is an ex-muslim, you'd think the gang could still do that.

Maybe his super power was to corral weak pussies...