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TruthVelocity 24 points ago +24 / -0

I didn't kill that man- how dare you accuse me!

Huh? What are you talking about? I just asked if you wanted coffee...

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NostalgicFuturist 19 points ago +19 / -0

Before you blurt out "I've NEVER beaten my wife!" at least wait till someone asks you "How long have you been beating your wife?"

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Lion_Party 8 points ago +10 / -2

It's even worse because no one was even talking to him.