TRUMP TWEET: "Really Big Breaking News (Kidding): Booker, who was in zero polling territory, just dropped out of the Democrat Presidential Primary Race. Now I can rest easy tonight. I was sooo concerned that I would someday have to go head to head with him!"
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SPICY 🔥🔥🔥
Cory Booker is a faggot
And known in Jersey gay bars as Mr Balls-n-all in the mouth.
I know right. You'd think Cory would appreciate this presidential tea-bagging he just received.
Ha ha ha
Trump forces us to mentally picture the shiny bald cue ball of Booker vs. the flowing golden mane of Trump. Another easy win for Trump!
Out of 45 presidents, only four or five bald men have ever been elected to the top post (Ford doesn't count).
Ol' Spartacus was dead in the water before he ever considered running. People just don't want a bald president.