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BetotheButtFuck 40 points ago +42 / -2

Cory Booker is a faggot

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BlueStateAgitator732 10 points ago +11 / -1

And known in Jersey gay bars as Mr Balls-n-all in the mouth.

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BobbyTwoScoops 7 points ago +7 / -0

I know right. You'd think Cory would appreciate this presidential tea-bagging he just received.

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CQVFEFE 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ha ha ha

Trump forces us to mentally picture the shiny bald cue ball of Booker vs. the flowing golden mane of Trump. Another easy win for Trump!

Out of 45 presidents, only four or five bald men have ever been elected to the top post (Ford doesn't count).

Ol' Spartacus was dead in the water before he ever considered running. People just don't want a bald president.

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