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nssherlock 16 points ago +16 / -0

How do they do it? I mean it's every single day I've gotta clean off my monitor!

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Sunje64 11 points ago +11 / -0

"said Bernie Sanders as he rubbed a balloon on his head to prep for the debate. " OMG, I'm dying!

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gawd-emperor 3 points ago +4 / -1

That would be still more than what he does in reality

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Licensetomeme 3 points ago +3 / -0

I came here to talk about how much I love that quote.

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KeepingAmericaGreat 9 points ago +9 / -0

Contestant Bernard Sanders recounted, "There was no colored TV during my honeymoon in the USSR."

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TrumpTrainJune152015 7 points ago +7 / -0

holy shit this is gold.

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Gunmolester 6 points ago +6 / -0

It might as well be B&W because I wont see any Red White and Blue

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Licensetomeme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, there's Warren. She's got the red 1/1024th covered.

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Freshcope 5 points ago +5 / -0

Quick, someone fact check this outrageous claim before CNN does.

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Anyslogan 4 points ago +4 / -0

They just keep getting better and better. That’s hilarious!

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GilaMonsterous 4 points ago +4 / -0

I burst out laughing at that one!

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sickofSJWs 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hope that someday Democrats can learn to judge people by the content of their character instead of the color of their skin.

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gawd-emperor 2 points ago +3 / -1

That hasn't happened since they ran plantations so pretty much it won't happen the only way to make dem look less raysit is to tell ppl it's the Republicans who ran the plantations... oh wait.

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OrangeManBased 3 points ago +3 / -0

What is the BB talking about? One of the dem candidates is 1/1024 non-white!

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gawd-emperor 2 points ago +3 / -1

Thats what gray is for ...

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killacommieformommy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why is it always about color. It should be about quality. Not that there is ANY qual within the commie dnc. But didn’t the people choose the remaining candidates? In the gov they hire and promote color nothing about quality.

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Flyitghigh11 3 points ago +3 / -0

“These people are all rich, white, privileged scum,” said Bernie Sanders as he rubbed a balloon on his head to prep for the debate. "If my opponents cared at all about diversity, they would drop out and let me win."

I'm dying!

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CpAv33 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is straight fire right there.

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TEXinLA 3 points ago +3 / -0

So perfect...