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ED_WOOD 12 points ago +12 / -0

Bernie Sanders rewrites Chinatown screenplay:

"She's my sister..."

Slap!

"She's my daughter..."

Slap!

"She's my wife..."

Slap!

"She's my sister... and my daughter... and my wife!"

Jake's friend whispers in his ear...

"Forget it Jake, its the Democrat Party."