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IvIA6A 87 points ago +87 / -0

He's like one of those mall kiosk guys that hand you stuff or try and sell you shit. The best strategy is to just keep walking and don't engage with them.

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TheSwiftPepe 42 points ago +42 / -0

Lol! I can't imagine being such an unimportant and unpopular man

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Quietam_Unum 13 points ago +13 / -0

Back in the 80s/90s when the airports were infested with hare krishnas my Bro told the business fliers would carry those little toy crickets. You know, the tin toys that went click click? Just hold it toward their face and click like a madman.

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IvIA6A 14 points ago +14 / -0

Now I understand the beginning to Airplane!

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HungNavySeal300Kills 3 points ago +3 / -0

We had millions of hippies. 1 out of 500,000 of them converting to hare krishna means they could still put one in every airport. And back then you could walk all the way up to the airplane without a plane ticket.

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Geyck 12 points ago +12 / -0

When they hand me a laminated thing I grab it and look at it but never stop walking. Obviously they need it back so they have to chace me down 30 yards away from their kiosk just to get it.

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creed 11 points ago +11 / -0

I was walking down the sidewalk in Las Vegas recently and one of the 'show girls' tried to put handcuffs on me and when I wouldn't let her she whipped me on the butt as I walked away.

I'm not gonna pretend like it was a major MeTo moment or anything but I was really surprised at how brazen it was. If a guy was out there spanking women with a whip he'd probably be in jail.

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Nipple_Copter 7 points ago +7 / -0

The moment you walk outside in Vegas, you're gonna get mobbed by folks wanting your money.

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HungNavySeal300Kills 3 points ago +3 / -0

Strange women did things to me in the french quarter I'm not proud of

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K-Harbour 3 points ago +3 / -0

He should have paper flowers to give out.

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PaigeAshley 53 points ago +57 / -4

Good for her! She's a mother and knows how to respond to a screeching tantrum throwing toddler.

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PaigeAshley 0 points ago +3 / -3

Yes! I love her too.

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milpede0306 42 points ago +45 / -3

omg can you imagine hildabeast if Ivanka was 1st woman prez

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cowboyghostcat 11 points ago +12 / -1

Bitching from her cell in Gitmo....one can only dream

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MAGADUDE 3 points ago +4 / -1

Yes, she s questionable.. BUT! She's being taught by the master.

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IronMaiden 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think she's for sure a liberal, but not really a leftist. There is a bit of a difference.

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trauncher 2 points ago +5 / -3

what do you mean IF... Ivanka will be. bank on it.

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HungNavySeal300Kills 2 points ago +2 / -0

Low cynicism, a non-lizard will develop sensible cynicism as they get older. Let's hope

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Sumarongi 5 points ago +5 / -0

??? Nah I don’t see it

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Jikemenkins 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nope. No way.

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MAGAnic316 27 points ago +27 / -0

Dear diary...

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AslanFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

...I'm not really sure why those people at Davos said, "She out-swaggered you, bruh," but it hurt my feelings a little.

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kono_hito_wa 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dear Diary,

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1A2A 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think he enjoys it. It's a good tactic overall as it won't give him more publicity though, that's the primary goal.

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LikeAWombatScorned 21 points ago +21 / -0

Acosta's dating life in a nutshell.

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jesusismyhomeboy 20 points ago +20 / -0

Wow, I wish I could ignore asshole this easily. Amazing.

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busybeagle 17 points ago +17 / -0

this is beautiful!

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NocturnalPatrol 15 points ago +15 / -0

These people cannot handle being ignored.

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 15 points ago +15 / -0

Damn she fine

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Landslide_2020 14 points ago +14 / -0

Wait. He's still around?

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Sumarongi 13 points ago +13 / -0

I like how she looks around for a sec like ‘did I hear something?’ and it like he doesn’t even exist

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SwampSwan 13 points ago +13 / -0

I have a comment for ya, Lil Jimmy.

FUCK. YOU. AND. YOUR. COMMIE. FRIENDS.

Did you get that?

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Musman 13 points ago +13 / -0

He probably went home and cried to his wifes boyfriend.

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Lemongrass5 12 points ago +12 / -0

CNN tonight -"Ivanka hate criming a person of color."

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Roof_Korean 11 points ago +11 / -0

He flew all that way on a plane to get shut down like the kid who smells like piss all the time at prom.

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fthecoup 10 points ago +10 / -0

"Liberal hack."

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pedeypete 9 points ago +9 / -0

Good. Don't dignify this low energy cuck by acknowledging it's existence.

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ConservativeCrusader 8 points ago +8 / -0

I almost forgot Jim Acosta exists. I started tuning out that name after awhile. I am now going to follow Ivanka's lead and ignore him again.

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Sassyminnesotan 7 points ago +8 / -1

Jim who? ??

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TinyOxKing 6 points ago +6 / -0

Who?

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TJac 5 points ago +6 / -1

Ouch!That had to hurt.

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OldSchool 5 points ago +5 / -0

This brought a genuine smile to my face. Acosta is such a pompous twat who needed to be treated like this years ago. It would have made him more self-reflective and possibly a better person.

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ProudAmerican 5 points ago +9 / -4

That “feckless cunt” could be President one day.

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Jojomrjojo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ivanka is someone special to America.

Jim is also someone special to America. But Jim's special and Ivanka's special are at way different ends of the spectrum.

Jim is baffoon, raised by nit wits. And Jim didn't fall far from the asshoe tree.

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Grady_Wilson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hahaha, she ignored him like the insignificant work he is.

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Geyck 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm sure used to that kind of rejection from that kind of people.

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Pirate_Lafitte 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haven't heard from Acucksta in forever. Wasn't even sure he was still in media.

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dixieland82 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ha! I haven’t heard his name in forever. Glad he’s phasing out.

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Narcan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Time to find Hunter!

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MAGADUDE 2 points ago +2 / -0

He got too close. Where's security?

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PinochetIsMyHero 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time. I was wondering whatever happened to him.

Did he and Joy Reid finally get expelled from the WHPC?

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AwakeAwareNow 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's has the cheese touch.. everyone avoids him.

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P_sJanglesm28 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL! That Fredo snub! I think his lower lip quivered!

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lagunasynriseku000 1 point ago +1 / -0

WOMP... ...wait for it...
...WOMP

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xnigil0zyr0 1 point ago +1 / -0

How’s it feel to be irrelevant, Jimmy?

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TopKeksWithFrens 1 point ago +3 / -2

O kay but why in she there?probably messing up more shit for our country with kushner

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YouINoE 1 point ago +1 / -0

That was awesome.

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