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onedeplorable 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'd have to wear gloves

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Brosupbro 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ya. Metal ones.

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WinstonSmith1984 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don't know man; that asshole wanna-be lesbian Hogg makes a good case for it.

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Brookes 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think we should sell tickets, I'll take 5 please. Since I'm an old lady can I use a baseball bat? I would absolutely hate to break a nail for that!

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TDAF 6 points ago +6 / -0

Too late. Nathan Phillips' balls are already drumming on his chin.

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SwampSwan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Backpfeifengesicht!

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nothingberg 4 points ago +4 / -0

This violates a rule in the sidebar, but I agree with OP he does have a punchable face

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DeeDay 3 points ago +3 / -0

Punchable with a high speed 2x4, over and over again!

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Crockett 3 points ago +3 / -0

Disagree. Then I'd have to touch him.

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Isaiah53 3 points ago +3 / -0

Meh...Soros would be more satisfying.

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PaigeAshley 3 points ago +6 / -3

I have to agree.

It would be nice to take a swing at him... https://i.postimg.cc/Qtbfv3qj/giphy.gif

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AsaNisiMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sanpaku eyes.

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deleted 2 points ago +3 / -1
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blovely 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pencil neck.

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Sunje64 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've never punched anyone, but I'll take a shot at the weasely little schitt.

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Musman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Total creep, I bet hes into some crazy shit.

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racecar 2 points ago +2 / -0

F

RIP in peace /r/punchablefaces

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solarsavior 2 points ago +2 / -0

CBS Evening News had this shithead on. I stuck with it as long as I could to be informed of the lies they want to tell us. I couldn’t take it and had to change the channel.

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AwakeAwareNow 2 points ago +2 / -0

I second that.

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AmericanTitan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agreed, Swallowswell for 2nd most punchable face. Maxine Waaaters for 3rd.

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Picador20 2 points ago +2 / -0

He knows what he did, and he knows that others know what he did. It is bad enough to destroy him if word of what he did ever goes mainstream. So they say.

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Vonzipper 2 points ago +2 / -0

It amazes me how people will sell themselves to the highest bidder, the quest for cash and power is such a shit virtue and to think I went to high school with this tool, I feel so dirty

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try4gain 2 points ago +2 / -0

piece of shit

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IronMaiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's just something wrong with him.

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minotaurbeach 2 points ago +2 / -0

The face of a child rapist, and 'people of color[democratic word for 'colored people']' fetishes.

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BR549ER 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah this peckerhead took Bill Maher's place a couple years ago.

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TrumpRules 2 points ago +2 / -0

either him, Schumer, Hogg or Colbert. I cant decide.

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MAGAnic316 2 points ago +2 / -0

We wants the precioussssss....

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Cue_Cumber 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do you ever wonder how a person goes so wrong? Or, when they're alone, how sad and lonely they must be in those rare moments they dare admit it to themselves? Do they ever look in the mirror and wonder who that is looking back at them? What sort of deal did they make, and was it worth it? (NO!)

Sometimes, I find mysel feeling sorry for them . . . and then they open their mouths and utter their usual vicious bullshit, and like Stan Marsh talking to Kyle about his father Randy (South Park episode, "Nightmare on Facetime") I say, "Oh, never mind. I hate them again."

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Belleoffreedom 2 points ago +2 / -0

That face draws hostility due to all the poisonous lies that have poured from it. It has deteriorated.

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Independenceforever 1 point ago +2 / -1

Wrong vengeance belongs to God.

I'd only want him to submit to the same investigation and spying launched against POTUS.

And see if he stays out of jail longer than a week. Adam Schiff is not above the law.

The sorcery of the moment can't last. And neither can Schiff.

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Commiewrecker17 -7 points ago +2 / -9

Bech feifegasischt