But Bernie was performing INTELLECTUAL labor, necessary Bolshevik theorizing, vital to the Revolution. Those peasant rubes were just lumpen proles. They asked him to leave so he'd stop hurting their tiny brains with his dialectical rigor.
Dig snow? Fuck that. What's needed is to make this a teachable moment--we need to have a discussion about global warming and its sometimes paradoxical local effects, and how these should be discounted. Once again, it's that wily ole' Dialectic, working its way to the Shirker's Paradise through its apparent contradictions.
Hey, while you're up, could you get me a beer, comrade?
But Bernie was performing INTELLECTUAL labor, necessary Bolshevik theorizing, vital to the Revolution. Those peasant rubes were just lumpen proles. They asked him to leave so he'd stop hurting their tiny brains with his dialectical rigor.
Dig snow? Fuck that. What's needed is to make this a teachable moment--we need to have a discussion about global warming and its sometimes paradoxical local effects, and how these should be discounted. Once again, it's that wily ole' Dialectic, working its way to the Shirker's Paradise through its apparent contradictions.
Hey, while you're up, could you get me a beer, comrade?