Seriously, being a Boomer isn't just an age or generation. Its a state of mind. And, that state of mind is above all ARROGANT....vain, clueless about the world outside their home, egocentric, adverse to any possible "slight" against their perceived position of materialistic authority, and closeted racist. (Not the pretend racism of the Left, like actual fucking racism). You sad, bitter, horrible fucking driving btw, beer soaked, shrunken frontal lobed fucking retarded Depends wearing motherfuckers can't die off quick enough.
You, Boomer, are the only thing propping up the Deep State and imbecilic institutions that we would've gotten rid of long ago if it weren't for your witless, blind partisan support.
Everything in life was a Sportsball! game for you. Just one trendy, mindless thrill after another.
now...
Partly, this is not your fault. (That's what you want to hear, right?) You grew up with the classics and books and a stable country that you took for granted, with your white ass unquestionably and unquestioningly at the top, only competing for money, not about the fundamental bedrock first causes of Western civilization!
But, the 60's came along and taught you that drugs were great (even the chemical lobotomy inducing ones like alcohol and barbiturates) and you knew shit-all about neurology or any diminished brain activity from all that blow you did, pretending to be a cowboy in the 70's. Then, in middle age, hiding your heads from the comedown "harsh" of the extremely loud, gaudy-and-cheap-in-eeverysense-of-the-word early 80's....really basic, shit-tier television programming came along and hooked you to asinine, simplistic to the Nth degree plotlines of Night Court and Cheers
Things a typical boomer thinks:
Everyone else is doing it so it must be good.
I dont want to stand out.
I'm afraid to die because the hooker I killed in Vietnam may send me to Hell.
Can they tell I just shit myself?
LOOKIT THIS DUMBASS! WHAT A DUMBASS! (after failing to yield to a truck coming off the interstate)
Wife, tear off the collar tab from the back of my shirt and sew it onto the front so everyone can see how much I paid for this shirt. (Literally, a boomer family member I know)
*cracks a Red Dog* See, you have to be smart to watch these shows (Law & Order)! Because he said that, I predict that...* oh, what? we saw this last week? Its a re-run? Are you sure? And, I said the same thing last week and was wrong? WELL, I HOPE YOU HAVE AS BIG A BRAIN TOMORROW FOR YOUR TEST ("tomorrow" is Sat, I dont dare tell him) *angrily gets up and slams beer into trashcan*
You do realize that spoiled brats have been saying this exact thing, crying about how the faults are all due to the older people, for thousands of years. Catch my drift, lil Skippy? One day, you'll be the Boomer, having to read the dumbass bullshit spewing out of the fingers of the mental midget children in adult bodies.
Seems like a lot of effort to go through for your deportation bragging rights.
Seriously, being a Boomer isn't just an age or generation. Its a state of mind. And, that state of mind is above all ARROGANT....vain, clueless about the world outside their home, egocentric, adverse to any possible "slight" against their perceived position of materialistic authority, and closeted racist. (Not the pretend racism of the Left, like actual fucking racism). You sad, bitter, horrible fucking driving btw, beer soaked, shrunken frontal lobed fucking retarded Depends wearing motherfuckers can't die off quick enough.
You, Boomer, are the only thing propping up the Deep State and imbecilic institutions that we would've gotten rid of long ago if it weren't for your witless, blind partisan support.
Everything in life was a Sportsball! game for you. Just one trendy, mindless thrill after another.
now...
Partly, this is not your fault. (That's what you want to hear, right?) You grew up with the classics and books and a stable country that you took for granted, with your white ass unquestionably and unquestioningly at the top, only competing for money, not about the fundamental bedrock first causes of Western civilization!
But, the 60's came along and taught you that drugs were great (even the chemical lobotomy inducing ones like alcohol and barbiturates) and you knew shit-all about neurology or any diminished brain activity from all that blow you did, pretending to be a cowboy in the 70's. Then, in middle age, hiding your heads from the comedown "harsh" of the extremely loud, gaudy-and-cheap-in-eeverysense-of-the-word early 80's....really basic, shit-tier television programming came along and hooked you to asinine, simplistic to the Nth degree plotlines of Night Court and Cheers
Things a typical boomer thinks:
Everyone else is doing it so it must be good.
I dont want to stand out.
I'm afraid to die because the hooker I killed in Vietnam may send me to Hell.
Can they tell I just shit myself?
LOOKIT THIS DUMBASS! WHAT A DUMBASS! (after failing to yield to a truck coming off the interstate)
Wife, tear off the collar tab from the back of my shirt and sew it onto the front so everyone can see how much I paid for this shirt. (Literally, a boomer family member I know)
*cracks a Red Dog* See, you have to be smart to watch these shows (Law & Order)! Because he said that, I predict that...* oh, what? we saw this last week? Its a re-run? Are you sure? And, I said the same thing last week and was wrong? WELL, I HOPE YOU HAVE AS BIG A BRAIN TOMORROW FOR YOUR TEST ("tomorrow" is Sat, I dont dare tell him) *angrily gets up and slams beer into trashcan*
You do realize that spoiled brats have been saying this exact thing, crying about how the faults are all due to the older people, for thousands of years. Catch my drift, lil Skippy? One day, you'll be the Boomer, having to read the dumbass bullshit spewing out of the fingers of the mental midget children in adult bodies.
Peedies, listen to this man. He knows of what he speaks. (-_-)