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BoomerSenility 22 points ago +25 / -3

I laughed until my dentures flew out

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peterthegreen 18 points ago +19 / -1

I'd settle for giving him a complimentary one-way ticket to Wuhan, China.

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ippwndu 10 points ago +11 / -1

Nike factory tour.

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ChrisTheSoberITGuy 16 points ago +17 / -1

Holy fuck this kind of dark humor would not be allowed on Reddit, I love this place XD

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PichaiLiedToCongress 13 points ago +13 / -0

Dark humor is not allowed anywhere on the mainstream internet anymore. It goes hand in hand with the language fascism implemented in companies like Google and Reddit.

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catbertz 5 points ago +5 / -0

If it's dark humor aimed at us, then it's super awesome, and they all laugh. The darker the better from what I've seen in various rat nesting places.

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potato4dawin 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's also typically not funny because rather than humor they just post an expression of their vitriolic hatefulness with some queue to tell people to laugh and pretend it's humor.

They'll post something like "What if we impaled Donald Trump on a rusty spike, raped his wife and kids, and then buried their corpses in shit? LMFAO!!!" and then pretend it's a joke with a condescendingly bad facade because they actually believe that they don't even have to try because we can't see through it because Don Lemon, dumbest man on television, told them that we're that dumb and they believe it.

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NocturnalPatrol 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh damn, this is sooo wrong!

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Fenianlad 3 points ago +3 / -0

It feels so right though

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LikeAWombatScorned 5 points ago +6 / -1

It's so good to have this place. Reminds me of the good old days.

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DrBJTester 5 points ago +6 / -1

Too spicy for some but dead solid perfect for me. ?️❤️?️❤️?️❤️?️

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insertnamehere 5 points ago +5 / -0

Remember he just had his big workout. Not a single offer to play for anyone.

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Fenianlad 2 points ago +2 / -0

The best part of it was the nobody he had catching the balls was asked to a tryout or got a deal. Something like that.

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AutumnCrystal7777777 5 points ago +6 / -1

Kek

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Memebomber 4 points ago +5 / -1

This meme will travel far ?

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selfstarter20 3 points ago +4 / -1

How does a post get stickied? Is it earned ?

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ConservativeCrusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah. I'd rather not give him a helicopter. Personally I think a one way trip to his communist dream "paradise" in North Korea would be more entertaining.

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f_bastiat 2 points ago +3 / -1

savage

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MikeVicksAstrologist 2 points ago +3 / -1

Now these are the TOP tier t_d memes I come here for. Keep the magic and never let it go, you noble trolls and memesmiths!

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TrumpLovesYou 1 point ago +7 / -6

I get it but I think this is the wrong place for it. GEOTUS wouldn't post something like this, too close to wishing somebody dead.

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theultimatesean 11 points ago +14 / -3

Shut up. It's a fucking meme. And guess what -- the leftists really do wish you were dead.

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TrumpLovesYou 1 point ago +2 / -1

Good point. I just thought I was protecting GEOTUS

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Maythewinbewithyou 1 point ago +2 / -1

You remind me of the sort of person who would be telling his wife that she should be grateful she was never called a racist even while she is being gang raped by muslims

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BeauBidenBrainTumor 0 points ago +2 / -2

How soon before Colin blames his SJW career death spiral on CTE?

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Cue_Cumber -4 points ago +2 / -6

Bit of advice? Don't fly over Calabasas in a fog after saying something about evidence and Hilldawg's crimes.

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Faintlight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did he talk about her crimes? I'm out of the loop.