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ImWithHurrDurr 17 points ago +17 / -0

Just wait until Big Mike shows up.

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BeauBidenBrainTumor 13 points ago +14 / -1

It'd be nice to know that if Bloomberg got too obnoxious during a debate with Trump, he could literally pick him up and stuff him in a trash can...while on-air. In fact, I would absolutely shit myself if he did this.

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Picador20 10 points ago +10 / -0

Bloomberg identifies as a tall man. If you perceive him to be short it is because you are a bigot.

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trauncher 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just let EVERYONE stand on the box of their choice. problem solved. ("I'll have that 6' tall box please')

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buco 6 points ago +6 / -0

The DNC welcomes you to Munchkin land.

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LtAmerica 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm pretty sure he'd prefer a throne, carried in and held up by peasants.

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lmao I love this man

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ChrisTheSoberITGuy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wait wait wait.

So he's not even in the debates anymore, but he's still paying millions upon millions to run ads on TV and youtube like he stands a chance?

Wonder how many sheep are falling for it, and others are seeing how financially unsound he is, blowing millions on literally nothing, aside from filling the pockets of the DNC propaganda departments?

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Deerabbit1021 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wikipedia says he's 5'8" haha that's a fucking lie

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HeavenlyMystery 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mini Mike.

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IvIA6A 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think Rubio is taller than mini mike

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Sunje64 2 points ago +2 / -0

Back when SNL was still remotely funny, Jon Lovitz played Michael Dukakis in a debate with George Bush. He came up to the podium and made a big deal out of using a riser to get himself to a more appropriate height. "Little swarthy people." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_01LySbRnY

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SwampSwan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Whichever sized box lil Mini Mike stands atop, Trump should have a box the same size.

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zunggzul 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL

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AntiProgressive 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dude is 173cms. When i am ramrod straight, i'm about that tall. He is hardly a dwarf