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Belleoffreedom 5 points ago +5 / -0

Too bad the California Legislature saw fit to bankrupt the California avocado growers by raising the price of water.

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kono_hito_wa 3 points ago +4 / -1

Seems like that would just encourage them since most of their actions go toward supporting shit like that. But I like your thinking. Maybe just tell them Trump loves avocados.

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Belleoffreedom 6 points ago +6 / -0

We could just say "I am a Trump supporter, and I love avocados! That would be enough.

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nothingberg [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

"President Trump tweeted today that he will share his nobel peace prize with the humble avocado, and will pass a farm bill to subsidize avocado farmers" --fakeheadline

That ought to do it!

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kono_hito_wa 1 point ago +2 / -1

I like it. I'm still laughing.

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