Mini Mike. Mike is a tiny guy. Practically a dwarf...
NO he isn't 5'8" is not tiny. It is a little shorter than average and I mean a little shorter. The average height for a man in the US? 5'9"
But that doesn't matter. You know why? Plant the seed. Everyone will see him as dwarven and tiny and then contrast him on stage with Tiny petite Mayor Pete at 5'8' and the ladies Klobacheur and Warren also at 5'8" Then Bernie and Biden at 6 It is not how he wants to be introduced. It hardly dispel the nicknames.
IF (Big IF) he manages to get on stage, he will look like Mini Me against Trump and IF he gets a step you KNOW Trump will get one too.
Hilarious.
Imagine how idiotic he would look standing on a little step. Like a kid with a special seat at the movies, or a high chair at a restaurant.
He will look tiny on stage with the ladies being the same height as him.
And they probably be wearing heels.
5 foot 2 and made of POO!
In case some of you don't know it, you can have shoes made that hide the inner lifts to increase your height. And yes, the average height of a man in America is 5'9".
Short people got no reason to live!