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MondayCoupleIsDead 65 points ago +65 / -0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STAY MAD YOU DRUNK HAG!!!

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learntocode 39 points ago +39 / -0

TFW your enemies become LOLCOWS.

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K-Harbour 23 points ago +23 / -0

She tore up “And Yet The Best is Yet to Come”.

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Symmetry 30 points ago +30 / -0

Very bad optics for Nancy. She's 3rd in line for Presidency and is trying to impeach him. She's giving a very good reason for investigation of treason.

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Barbieblonde 8 points ago +9 / -1

Here. Here. Time to get her a mental health evaluation too. She's unfit for office.

They've gone to accusations without facts to back them up, so it is time to turn it right back in their faces.

"Right over there, U.S. Marshall... that is her... the one in first class hooked up to that vodka I.V. Here is the 36 hour mental health hold... signed by the U.S. Attorney General."

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CQVFEFE 6 points ago +6 / -0

She's 3rd in line for Presidency

It's worse than that. She's 2nd in line.

Pence is 1st.

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RockyMin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not really. The only way she could become president is if a catastrophe befell both the President and VP at the same time. If Trump got removed or something, Pence would become President and appoint a new VP. That VP would become president if something happened to Pence.

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Cutter 4 points ago +4 / -0

A catastrophe has befallen all of America...

it's called 'the democratic party'.

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CQVFEFE 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not really what? She's second in line. Pence and Trump are in the same place more than the average newlywed couple, we've never seen anything like it. Yesterday. Today. It's crazy, one well timed kaboom, and it's President Pelosi. Remember when they almost pulled it off, back when Trump canceled her flight to middle East? She was supposed to become president while overseas.

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Data 4 points ago +4 / -0

Seditious conspiracy at the very least.

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SwampSwan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dunno - would the GEOTUS hand an official record to the Speaker or is that just a commemorative copy?

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CQVFEFE 10 points ago +10 / -0

She tried to make the entire evening about herself, constantly mugging for the camera, fidgeting, shuffling papers, reading, jabbering, ordering a pizza, gesticulating and twitching and jerking like she's having a bout of the DT's...I thought for a second there she was going to reach under the table for bottle of vodka to chug

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GrimCovfefe 9 points ago +9 / -0

And gumming her dentures

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OrangeManBased 55 points ago +55 / -0

McConnell saw nancy's shred, which reminded him how he will shred her team's articles of impeachment tomorrow, resulting in his smile.

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Gmama2 38 points ago +39 / -1

" Trump acts like a toddler" Rips up speech.

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CurbYourTDS 38 points ago +38 / -0

Lol. What if, like last time, she got a different version. It would be funny if it was something like a long list of all the crimes she is about to be slapped with.

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Latinafortrump 15 points ago +15 / -0

I hope so!

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n0w0y 14 points ago +14 / -0

I thought that too.

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ShiffsDeadHooker 8 points ago +8 / -0

I woke up last night thinking "I wonder if her copy was sprinkled with little tidbits meant just for her, like Yeah we recorded what you said to Assad on that trip of yours."

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ProudAmerican 37 points ago +37 / -0

Looks like he’s smirking about tomorrow’s acquittal vote.

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NostalgicFuturist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly. What could be more iconic of the Dems' anti-American obstructionism and despicable characters?

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TravisRSCX 31 points ago +31 / -0

That slow turtle smile.

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nothingberg 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOLOLO

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_RODNEY_DANGERFIELD_ 27 points ago +27 / -0

Nancy was a girl from Frisco Bay
Didn't like when things went not her way
Took some time to demonstrate
Just how well she could jugulate
She said, "Hey, mrphlmp"
"Ldrp b krng db orf grng nrng."
Said, "Hey, brdp,"
"Frrking dentures."
And the media shills go
"Doo do doo do doo do do doo do doo do do doo"
"Doo do doo do doo do do doo do doo do do doo"

Lou Reed - Walk On The Wild Side (4 min 14 sec)
https://youtu.be/oG6fayQBm9w

(RIP Rodney Dangerfield)

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Chazzrheinhold 5 points ago +5 / -0

This sir .... is a fantastic post. Made me laugh out loud... I'll remember this moment when the corona zombie hordes begin banging on the windows of my house.

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hitchitch2013 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL!

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MarySmith 0 points ago +6 / -6

Heheheh!

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ElectricChad 25 points ago +25 / -0

What a disrespectful childish hag. How can anyone see that as 'empowering'? Best SOTU yet.

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K-Harbour 18 points ago +18 / -0

Pretty juvenile for the #3 person in the country -- and sadly promotes the Arab position that women are not mature enough to be in politics.

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bitterbut_true 1 point ago +5 / -4

Plenty of women are 'mature' enough. Its just they're in the minority. Too many are mind boggingly narcissistic sociopaths like Pelosi. Women like her think that men, and even raw nature, are beneath them; that THEY are the real 'Gods'--the creators of life and that of a male's existence.

Btw WHY did Pence bother to shake Pelosi's hand at the end of proceedings??...especially after what she'd just done right under his nose. Shows that Pence is too slow for the role. He can't think on his feet imo. Hope Trump chooses another VP.

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furfull 8 points ago +8 / -0

Pence is decent to the bone. In another time that might have been enough to steer a fine Presidency. In these times, however, if he has hopes of succeeding Trump, then he's going to have to up his game.

Maybe in the last couple years of his second term, Trump will give Pence some thorny challenges, and the responsibility and authority for seeing them through. Think "The Apprentice -- Presidential Edition". That would be epic.

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bitterbut_true -2 points ago +2 / -4

His 'apprenticeship' is THIS 1st term. Y don't (or shouldn't) get a 2nd turn. Seemingly oblivious to Pelosi's wicked anti-Trump stunt might be 'the moment' Trump realises something and discards Pence.

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TrumpKnowsKungFu 2 points ago +2 / -0

How do you know Pence didn't see it? There's nothing Pence can do about it. If he did - HE'D look like a fool and accomplish nothing.

Never get in the mud with the pigs.

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the_bird 1 point ago +1 / -0

If elected, it will be a continuation of the Trump Doctrine. Isn't that what we want? 16 years of Trump?

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bitterbut_true -1 points ago +1 / -2

No it won't. Pence has said...nothing. He's just a script reader imo. Need Jim Jordan.

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CQVFEFE 4 points ago +4 / -0

Btw WHY did Pence bother to shake Pelosi's hand at the end of proceedings??

Because decent, professional, respectful of the office and the occasion, and not a petty, petulant, adolescent douche?

Pretty sure that's it.

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +3 / -2

Or he's trying to stay out of the middle of them, which is equally cowardly, imho. That wasn't a team player moment for him.

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lifeisahologram 4 points ago +4 / -0

Children probably think it's cool...so basically the entire Democrat party.

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TrudopesEyebrow 6 points ago +6 / -0

Walk TOWARDS the Fire

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BROOKE_BALDWIN 13 points ago +13 / -0

HANG ON, HANG ON, HANG ON.
EVAN, CAN YOU FACT CHECK THAT?
EVAN, EVAN, EVAN, EVAN, HOLD ON.
HANG ON, HANG ON, HANG ON.
EVAN PEREZ, PELOSI HAD A TANTRUM?
FACT CHECK THAT FOR ME ON THE FLY.

TRUE, BROOKE. CRUZ PREDICTED IT.
https://streamable.com/9hme8

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YDS2016 12 points ago +12 / -0

She's like school during summer vacation... NO CLASS

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Moomaoshaboo 10 points ago +10 / -0

She was squirrelly the whole speech. Look at her when she’s tearing it on .25 speed. Mitch had to be smiling thanks for that example of just how f’d up the dems are. Couldn’t have triggered you better. MAGA 2020. What a gift!

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Leeroy_Jenkins 10 points ago +10 / -0

NAAAAAAAAAAAAANCY PELOSI!!!

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TAO_OF_SAN_JIA_QUAN 8 points ago +8 / -0

Better a twitter fool, than a foolish twit.

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AslanFan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes, she did...obviously planned.

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K-Harbour 7 points ago +7 / -0

Frankly and seriously....it is time to call for her to step down as speaker.

Remember, the Speaker DOES NOT have to be a Representative.

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HumbleMemeFarmer 7 points ago +7 / -0

To be fair, there’s like a 35% chance it was just a Parkinson’s tremor.

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gawd-emperor 5 points ago +7 / -2

Dumb bitch lowlife scum, she disrespectedthis nation ... karma will be a yuge bitch

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HTTP_404 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pelosi Violates Protocol By Refusing To Announce Trump Properly at SOTU; Rips Up Speech By Amanda Prestigiacomo DailyWire.com

“. . . Protocol, as decades of past SOTU addresses show, is for the House Speaker to announce the president by noting that it is their “high privilege and distinct honor” to do so: “Members of Congress, I have the high privilege and distinct honor of presenting to you the President of the United States.” Instead, Pelosi merely announced President Trump: “Members of Congress, the President of the United States.”

(Even) House Speaker John Boehner announced Mr. Obama: “Members of congress, I have the high privilege and the distinct honor to present to you, the President of the United States. . . “

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minotaurbeach 5 points ago +5 / -0

LOL RALMAO!

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by_ere8 5 points ago +5 / -0

That is such a sweet smile of victory.

YOUR TEARS ARE DELICIOUS.

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iliketurtles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah. I do too.

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myvoicecountsonce 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ohhhh this is solid television!!

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Hexagon 4 points ago +4 / -0

She gave the GOP an ad with that. Have VO of the president talking about the super low unemployment numbers as she rips the speech up. What a dimwit she is to give them that footage.

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Invrcaror 3 points ago +3 / -0

That turtle smile kills me.

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baddol 3 points ago +3 / -0

The turtle’s like, “U mad bro?”

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techadm 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bitch U Mad???

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spez_this 3 points ago +3 / -0

"This means war." War turtle grins.

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kareaerag 3 points ago +3 / -0

>This will work well for us.

                         - Mitch
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TrumpFever4Ever 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is fucking awesome!

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nothingberg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Activate: Turtle Smirk

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Pede 2 points ago +2 / -0

I saw the Grinch suddenly get a vicious idea.

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RedSocks157 2 points ago +2 / -0

The little smile. I'd say he's turtley enough for the turtle club right now!

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aaataaaaaaaaa2 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s an excellent snippet!

I just wish they’d made Nancy’s copy out of something like Tyvek :)

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lurking4trump1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh damn, that would have been so funny...the struggle...the frustration...the failure.

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SableDissshe0 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reddit shutdown the upvoting?

Anyway, this is gold Jerry!

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disgledl 2 points ago +2 / -0

What the fuck is wrong with this bitches mouth? It moves around like theirs a demon inside wtf

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TravisRSCX 3 points ago +3 / -0

her dentures must of been loose

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RapedByCosmachC 2 points ago +2 / -0

:)

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uner3832792228841977 1 point ago +1 / -0

that's a great edit job, but I bet it really did happen that way when the Turtle saw it.

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Kertic_Taunder 1 point ago +1 / -0

Winning

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SiFlinarsiment 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is so funny.

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fattrr__oone6766 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is great. Thanks for the chuckle.

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bandes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sweet Karma!

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Atheiuts4Trsmp 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mitch knows what this means and he’s onboard!

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nothingberg 1 point ago +1 / -0

HAHAHAha

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acean46 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fucking Awesome. So much awesomeness.